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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

At least I spent yesterday as a cool animal and totally missed the glitter infection from the other day. Honey-badgers are cool. They give no fucks. Glitter is not cool. It gets everywhere and takes forever to wash off.

[A pause.] Unless maybe it's on a Hello, Kitty jacket. Then maybe glitter is okay.

Comments

[beifongbandit]

I bet they're not as cool as badgermoles. [ One guess as to what animal Toph spent time as. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Never heard of a badgermole.

[beifongbandit]

They're huge animals that live underground in big caves. Smart, too.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

They sound pretty awesome.

[beifongbandit]

They taught me everything I know. What's a honeybadger, though?

[ Honey as in bee? Toph is intrigued. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It's a mammal back home. It likes eating snakes, living alone in self-made holes and fucking other animals up for getting too close to their kids. They're not that big but can cause a shit-ton of damage when they want to.

[beifongbandit]

Oooh, I want one.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Same here but apparently they also smell terrible.

[This genuinely would not matter to her at all.]

[beifongbandit]

Yeah, well, nobody's perfect, right?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No one's perfect at all.

[beifongbandit]

I don't think baths should be required anyway.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

They're kind of necessary. For health reasons.

[beifongbandit]

I'm in favor of a healthy coating of earth.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

To each their own.

[alwaysangered]

What did you do as a badger?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Same shit I do every day. I took my friends dog for a walk, went to the library and went free-running with friends. That last one is kinda weird to do as a honey badger, now that I think about it.

[alwaysangered]

I think walking the friend's dog would be the oddest one for me.

[orangetoughguy]

Hello Kitty?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Yep.

[orangetoughguy]

What makes Hello Kitty badass enough to make glitter ballsy?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Nothin'. I just like Hello, Kitty enough to tolerate the sparkles and glitter that goes with it.

[orangetoughguy]

Is it cause she's got no mouth so she tells no secrets?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I just like her. You ever just like something for no reason?

[orangetoughguy]

Ehhh I got a few things like that, sure. Like Fire and Ice.