( accidental video / action )

[debrief]

[ Coulson's sitting on a bench in the park. There's a black labrador puppy curled up by his feet, tongue lolling out.

To the very trained and familiar observer, it'll be clear that Coulson's still holding himself a little more stiffly than usual, but for the most part he looks relaxed and calm. Approachable, even. ]

I'm going to have to find you a name, won't I? [ The puppy whines happily.

Coulson shakes his head slowly. When he speaks again, his voice in the same deliberate and even tone, he seems to be addressing empty air: ] Barton, if you're going to follow me around, at least be more subtle about it.


[ ooc; Feel free to run into him at the park or on his way home. Coulson adopted a puppy from Thor. Also, tags may or may not contain spoilers, so proceed with caution? ]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

It was an example. I hardly think he is going out of his way to hunt me. At the moment.

But I do think he will continue to lure people to him. And they might not be so lucky to hold him off until help arrives.

[debrief]

I see. [ A beat. ] Who did you say this was?

[doeswhathewants]

He calls himself Karl. He'd be bad enough just as a human but as a super bitey vampire psycho...ugh.

[debrief]

He sounds charming.

[doeswhathewants]

I am sure he thinks so.

[debrief]

Probably.