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[ Coulson's sitting on a bench in the park. There's a black labrador puppy curled up by his feet, tongue lolling out.

To the very trained and familiar observer, it'll be clear that Coulson's still holding himself a little more stiffly than usual, but for the most part he looks relaxed and calm. Approachable, even. ]

I'm going to have to find you a name, won't I? [ The puppy whines happily.

Coulson shakes his head slowly. When he speaks again, his voice in the same deliberate and even tone, he seems to be addressing empty air: ] Barton, if you're going to follow me around, at least be more subtle about it.

[ ooc; Feel free to run into him at the park or on his way home. Coulson adopted a puppy from Thor. Also, tags may or may not contain spoilers, so proceed with caution? ]

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Some of them your friends? [ Again. He's sorry, or his tone says as much. ]

Most of them. [Down under the sunny facade is a lonely woman who keeps losing friends.]

Would you like to get coffee sometime? [ Not as a — date. ]

Only if you won't hold the fact I take mine with six sugars against me.

[Nope, not as a date. Angela's not ready for that stuff again. But she likes friends and good company. Also coffee.]

We all have our quirks.

What are yours?

That would be telling.

It would be fair, actually. I told you one of mine.

Well, then. I take two sugars and milk, or the blackest possible.

[Angela leans back, stroking her chin slowly.]

This means either you're a plain guy, a laid-back kind of guy, or somebody who is a bullshit kind of guy. Which one?

[ With a twitch of amusement to the corner of his mouth. ] Define bullshit kind of guy.

The kind who dishes it out, but doesn't quite take it. It's not so much of an insult as it sounds. It just means you know when to lay down the rules even if they are bullshit, like when to take your coffee straight up even if it's the shitty office coffee they have because they get it cheap in bulk.

Edited 2012-06-25 19:20 (UTC)

[ He thinks about it for a moment. ] All three.

Three for three. Damn, I'm good.

[Angela is far too pleased with herself.]

Any further guesses?

You don't seem like a party, frat bro kind of guy. I doubt anybody here can drag you to the red light district without a fight. And you don't look like the type to use Fury to pick up ladies so at least a major portion of the population here is safe from that worry.

How am I doing?

Edited (because words are hard D:) 2012-06-25 19:34 (UTC)

Not bad. Though you're the one who suggested I call him Ladykiller.

I did, but not because I thought you would use him. He looks like he would just attract them on his own. Wouldn't you, Fury, wouldn't you?

[She may be getting a little high-pitched here and tapping at the screen which calls her own mutts over. Enjoy Biscuit's wet nose in the camera, Phil.]

Look. He's already got one girl. I'm not in a position to judge Finnick's orientation.

[ Dry: ] He's too young for that kind of attention.

They start young these days. [A pause and then she's laughing.] Or maybe that was just me.

[ That's more than he wanted to know, really. ] Not this young, I hope.

[Welcome to Angela, Population: Always More Than You'll Want To Know. Enjoy your stay, Coulson.]

Especially since you'll be killing his fun soon.

Planning on it.

I won't throw a party for that.

I thought we'd dropped that idea already.

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