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[asofwar]

This sort of curse would have been better appreciated by the other ladies in court. Not by me.

Is there any point to this, aside from ridicule?

[ooc: What the shit is this shit.]

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[godofabs]

And lo, it is you Sif, that blossom that withstands the marching that they turn to. The Goddess of War, the Shield Maiden, one who would guide these saplings so that they may grow to be strong like this very humble tree.

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[asofwar]

And lo, I have found a bard of my own.

[asofwar]

Wise beyond your years, indeed.

[godofabs]

A bard? No, no, I am a man of battle. My words are hollow, yet full of praise.

[asofwar]

A hollow tree is still a tree.

[godofabs]

I thought I was a sturdy one?

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[asofwar]

[asofwar]

Bending slowly under the weight of your own might.

[godofabs]

A mighty tree bending under my own weight being berated by a flower that persists through the march.

[asofwar]

Stop calling me a flower.

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[godofabs]

You can hardly call a battering ram delicate.

[asofwar]

A battering ram?

[godofabs]

(uh-oh....) ... No?

[asofwar]

Are you asking me?

[godofabs]

... No?

[asofwar]

Are you asking me again?

[godofabs]

... No?

[asofwar]

You are doing it again. That strategy of closing up and just repeating your last question until I forget why I am mad does not work after you call me a battering ram.

[godofabs]

It has never failed me before.

[asofwar]

No, you only think it has not.

[godofabs]

I do it because I care.