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[asofwar]

This sort of curse would have been better appreciated by the other ladies in court. Not by me.

Is there any point to this, aside from ridicule?

[ooc: What the shit is this shit.]

Comments

[godofabs]

A bard? No, no, I am a man of battle. My words are hollow, yet full of praise.

[asofwar]

A hollow tree is still a tree.

[godofabs]

I thought I was a sturdy one?

1/2

[asofwar]

[asofwar]

Bending slowly under the weight of your own might.

[godofabs]

A mighty tree bending under my own weight being berated by a flower that persists through the march.

[asofwar]

Stop calling me a flower.

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[godofabs]

You can hardly call a battering ram delicate.

[asofwar]

A battering ram?

[godofabs]

(uh-oh....) ... No?

[asofwar]

Are you asking me?

[godofabs]

... No?

[asofwar]

Are you asking me again?

[godofabs]

... No?

[asofwar]

You are doing it again. That strategy of closing up and just repeating your last question until I forget why I am mad does not work after you call me a battering ram.

[godofabs]

It has never failed me before.

[asofwar]

No, you only think it has not.

[godofabs]

I do it because I care.