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[archivy]

A curse day may not be the most appropriate time to ask this, but it is necessary.

I require a bodyguard. Someone who is willing and able to fulfill various functions, actually, but bodyguard is the main one. Also, I am too young to be living on my own.


[ ooc; Have at her. Anything goes, essentially. ]

Comments

[archivy]

Generally, I would say under the age of 18 is too young. There are exceptions, of course.

*have a very startled and worried Piglet*

[verysmallpig]

D-dear dear me... I'm way younger than e-eighteen!

[archivy]

Perhaps you are an exception.

1/2

[verysmallpig]

D-d-do you think so? I d-don't feel like an expection... b-being as I'm a very s-small animal, you see.

2/2

[verysmallpig]

I d-don't think that Being a very small animal, that we e-expect as m-much as l-larger animals... or folk.

[archivy]

The fact that you are a very small animal already makes you exempt from the rule. I was speaking more of humans.

[verysmallpig]

O-oh good! I was w-worried there for a moment.

[archivy]

You needn't be.