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[archivy]

A curse day may not be the most appropriate time to ask this, but it is necessary.

I require a bodyguard. Someone who is willing and able to fulfill various functions, actually, but bodyguard is the main one. Also, I am too young to be living on my own.


[ ooc; Have at her. Anything goes, essentially. ]

Comments

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[dashingrainbow]

How come you're living alone now?

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[archivy]

I am not, currently, but I should be. Any contact with a bodyguard would be professional, while those who let me stay with them out of the goodness of their heart or a misplaced sense of my own vulnerabilities might get too attached.

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[dashingrainbow]

But why don't you want that? That seems a bit silly.

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[archivy]

It is not so much what I want as what is necessary.

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[dashingrainbow]

But why?

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[archivy]

I am the Archive.

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[dashingrainbow]

Oookay. I'm the element of harmony, so? Friendships are really important!

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[archivy]

They are ill-advised in my case.

[he_who_kills]

You want stay at Opera House?

[archivy]

I do not think that would be suitable, but thank you for the offer.

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[dashingrainbow]

You're never going to tell me why, are you. [it was a statement rather then a question, and it seems to have made the pony tired of the whole subject]

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[archivy]

I already did: I am the Archive.

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[dashingrainbow]

... Your first name is The?

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[archivy]

It is not a matter of first and last name. The Archive is simply the only name I have.

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[dashingrainbow]

[dash just shrugs]

Well, it's cool you're not all surprised by me at lest. Everypony else here has just stared at me.

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[archivy]

I know far stranger things. And you are very pretty.

[practicallyperfect]

Bodyguard. Pish posh. You need a nanny for starters.

[archivy]

My last bodyguard, Kincaid, served as a driver and babysitter both.

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[dashingrainbow]

Thanks! My name is Rainbow Dash! I'm a pegasus pony from Ponyville.

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[archivy]

It is nice to meet you, Rainbow Dash.

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[dashingrainbow]

You too, Archive. Um, can I just call you Archive?

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[archivy]

If you wish. Or you may call me Ivy.

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[dashingrainbow]

Ivy! I like that name. I'm gunna call you Ivy. [smiles the pony] So Ivy, what do you hue-mans call small ones? I was a filly.

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[archivy]

Humans, and we call them children.

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[dashingrainbow]

Oh! Sorry, no one said I was wrong when I said it the other way. [she laughs a little at her mistake]

So, you're a child then? Do you get a cutie mark when you find your special talent like we do?