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[wearafeznow]

[ The feed starts with a crash, a high pitched noise that sounds like a buzz, and then someone's breathing. ]

Wanda, no. [ Next come the flapping of wings and the soft coo of a bird. The Doctor is pretty much flailing around trying to scare them off, at least nobody can see this. ] Just because it's father's day doesn't mean I want a bloody corpse as a present. I'm quite happy with a cup of tea.

[ Pause, indignant sounds of a cat mewling as she's picked up. ] Bit tricky for your paws, how about I make it?

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[hexuality]

Oh, I do.

[But she is oh-so innocent.]

Have you got a sister, then?

[wearafeznow]

No.

[ He pauses. ] I did, a long time ago, but not now, not any longer.

[ The Time War weighs in heavily, and he claps his hands instead of saying anything further. ] Do you have any pets?

[hexuality]

Oh.

[The little sound is her best at making an apology for bringing it up, because she knows what it's like to lose a sibling, and she'll take the subject change as she hopes other people do when she does it.]

Apart from my owl? Yeah, erm. I've got a cat named Helena and a Pygmy Puff. His name's Arnold.

[wearafeznow]

Ooh, a Pygmy Puff! I've always wanted to meet one of those, I've read about them, but never actually seen one.

a/lfksa;ka yesss

[hexuality]

You've read about them?

[Is he from her world? Has he seen the twins' advertisements?]

mwahahahahahah

[wearafeznow]

Well yes, it's from --.

[ Wait. Owls. Pygmy Puffs. ] Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

OMG I LOVE THIS

[hexuality]

Oh, no, that's alright.

I'm Ginny Weasley.

eeeeeeee good

[wearafeznow]

No. [ Excuse him, he's super excitable for a moment. ] The Ginny Weasley, witch Ginny Weasley?

[ Clapping. ] Oh, that's marvellous.

OH GOD I CAN'T LASf;'lasdf;a;lakf

[hexuality]

[Okay. So she's used to people recognising her sometimes-boyfriend, Mr Chosen One, or her brothers, so this is kind of... new. Not entirely unwelcome, however, she's laughing and sounds quite pleased. (After all, he could know her just by being here, she's certainly been around long enough.)]

That'll be me, yes. [Teasingly,] I didn't realise I was quite so popular, I'm flattered.

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[wearafeznow]

[ Exuberantly. ]

How amazing is it being in Gryffindor? Is Quidditch as fun as it looks? What's a chocolate frog really like?

SCREAMING

[hexuality]

[She's still laughing, surprisingly doesn't find this too weird at all, probably guesses he's met one of the many people from their world at some point and answers as best she can.]

Gryffindor's the absolute best, obviously it's amazing, I don't even know why you've got to ask if you know what the House is. Quidditch is just as incredible as it looks, I'd get a game going here if I had enough people and you'll see for yourself! And chocolate frogs are delicious and well worth having to catch them if they get free.

Have we met before?

:D i can't help it

[wearafeznow]

No, but I'm a big fan, a big fan. I've always wanted to meet someone from Hogwarts. It always seems so wonderful, I've tried to find it before but ha unplottable.

[ Rocking back on his heels. ] Do you have a broom? What's it like to fly?

1/2

[hexuality]

Of course I've got a broom, it's—

[hexuality]

[PAUSE.]

Hang on. [Unplottable?] Are you a Muggle?

[wearafeznow]

Well, yes.

[ He flaps his hands. ] I am, but I'm not at the same time, not exactly how you think a muggle would be.

[hexuality]

Because you know about magic.

[OH! Oh, she's got this. She's totally got this!]

You've got Muggleborn friends, haven't you!

[Like Colin! Colin probably has a Muggle best friend and might have secretly broken the Statute of Secrecy. She'd probably do the same. OBVOUSLY.]

[wearafeznow]

Er, no! [ Oh dear. ] I'm just very knowledgeable about these kind of things.

[hexuality]

[LOOK SHE IS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY.]

And the Ministry hasn't Obliviated you?

[wearafeznow]

Awh, they'd probably have to catch me first. [ Another grin. ]

[hexuality]

[EYEBROW.]

You wouldn't want that, anyway. The Ministry's rubbish.

Sorry, what's your name?

[wearafeznow]

Oh, sorry. I'm the Doctor, it's nice to meet you.

[hexuality]

Just the Doctor?

[wearafeznow]

If it helps, you can call me Dr. Smith, but it is the Doctor.

[hexuality]

Well, it's up to you. It's your name.

Just don't call me Miss Weasley.

[wearafeznow]

I'll try my hardest. Unfortunately I have a bit of a thing for names.