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[wearafeznow]

[ The feed starts with a crash, a high pitched noise that sounds like a buzz, and then someone's breathing. ]

Wanda, no. [ Next come the flapping of wings and the soft coo of a bird. The Doctor is pretty much flailing around trying to scare them off, at least nobody can see this. ] Just because it's father's day doesn't mean I want a bloody corpse as a present. I'm quite happy with a cup of tea.

[ Pause, indignant sounds of a cat mewling as she's picked up. ] Bit tricky for your paws, how about I make it?

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[hexuality]

[PAUSE.]

Hang on. [Unplottable?] Are you a Muggle?

[wearafeznow]

Well, yes.

[ He flaps his hands. ] I am, but I'm not at the same time, not exactly how you think a muggle would be.

[hexuality]

Because you know about magic.

[OH! Oh, she's got this. She's totally got this!]

You've got Muggleborn friends, haven't you!

[Like Colin! Colin probably has a Muggle best friend and might have secretly broken the Statute of Secrecy. She'd probably do the same. OBVOUSLY.]

[wearafeznow]

Er, no! [ Oh dear. ] I'm just very knowledgeable about these kind of things.

[hexuality]

[LOOK SHE IS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY.]

And the Ministry hasn't Obliviated you?

[wearafeznow]

Awh, they'd probably have to catch me first. [ Another grin. ]

[hexuality]

[EYEBROW.]

You wouldn't want that, anyway. The Ministry's rubbish.

Sorry, what's your name?

[wearafeznow]

Oh, sorry. I'm the Doctor, it's nice to meet you.

[hexuality]

Just the Doctor?

[wearafeznow]

If it helps, you can call me Dr. Smith, but it is the Doctor.

[hexuality]

Well, it's up to you. It's your name.

Just don't call me Miss Weasley.

[wearafeznow]

I'll try my hardest. Unfortunately I have a bit of a thing for names.

[hexuality]

But there're so many Weasleys, it really is best to stick with a first name.

I don't suppose you knew my brothers? They opened their joke shop here a while back.

[wearafeznow]

No, I've only been here a few months. I would've loved a joke shop.

[hexuality]

My other brother, Percy, and I—we've still got it going. I just suppose if you know a bit about what goes on in my world, you'd like Fred and George's stuff.

[wearafeznow]

I'll have to come and visit then, won't I?

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[hexuality]

Let me know when you do so I can bring—

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[hexuality]

[And then she holds up her purple Pygmy Puff, who is currently purring.]

Arnold.

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[wearafeznow]

[ Can you see his inner keyboard smash? ]

Oh, he is divine.

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[hexuality]

[Oh yes. Yes, she can. She starts laughing and Arnold, recognising the sound for what it is, starts chiming in with squeaking.]

Oh, he likes you.

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[wearafeznow]

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He's adorable. Such a squeaky little thing.

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[hexuality]

He can eat more than his weight in biscuits, too. I haven't quite figured out how.

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[wearafeznow]

One of the unsolved mysteries of the world, how cute, adorable and tiny things can eat so much.

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[hexuality]

[She grins.]

Apparently I'm a good example of that, too.

[WEASLEYS EAT SO MUCH FOOD]

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[wearafeznow]

Well, if you can, why not?