o8 ❂ video + action

[ironmanic]

It's like being in Tokyo all over again - only with less medical masks and fewer stilettos stabbing my feet. And strange men against my ass on the subway.

[Tony is waiting in line at the donut place, checking his inbox and scrolling through the Network as he does.]

I hate lines. Lines are for peons- Pepper, Dawn. Get me VIP standing with this donut place, would you? Throw around words like investment and stocks. You're both good at that.

Also-- if you could set me up an appointment with our friendly neighborhood gods. I'd like to take them out on a lovely candlelit date. Preferably within the week, but whatever. I've got egg creams. No rush.



[ooc | COME AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. Doubles, AUs, whatever! Also, Pepper and Dawn-muns! You don't actually have to set up that appointment haha.]

Comments

[ironmanic]

What better way to woo a couple of all-powerful beings than to court them?

[undespairing]

Makes sense! Hopefully they'll enjoy the attention.

[ironmanic]

If they decide to burn me into a pile of ashes, then you'll know why. And I demand a funeral. Elaborate. With performers.

[undespairing]

You won't have to worry about that. I'll search for the finest performers in the city, just for you.

Though preferably they'll fall for your irresistible charms and there won't be any need for a funeral in the first place.

[ironmanic]

Who knows when you're with a bunch of beings who can zap you if their asses so much as itch.

[undespairing]

Ahahaha, let's hope they don't start itching then!

[ironmanic]

You and me both, pal.

[undespairing]

What's your goal, anyway? I'm curious.