o8 ❂ video + action

[ironmanic]

It's like being in Tokyo all over again - only with less medical masks and fewer stilettos stabbing my feet. And strange men against my ass on the subway.

[Tony is waiting in line at the donut place, checking his inbox and scrolling through the Network as he does.]

I hate lines. Lines are for peons- Pepper, Dawn. Get me VIP standing with this donut place, would you? Throw around words like investment and stocks. You're both good at that.

Also-- if you could set me up an appointment with our friendly neighborhood gods. I'd like to take them out on a lovely candlelit date. Preferably within the week, but whatever. I've got egg creams. No rush.



[ooc | COME AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. Doubles, AUs, whatever! Also, Pepper and Dawn-muns! You don't actually have to set up that appointment haha.]

Comments

[killerstyle]

If I tell you, will you forget about the amateur donut shop and prepare to have your tastebuds taken on a whole new whirlwind of adventure?

Because this bakery goes one better than donuts. This bakery sells cakepies.

[ironmanic]

Depends. Impress me, and I'll consider going monogamous with your cakepies and glazed American classics.

If you've got sprinkles, even better.

[killerstyle]

It's pie inside a cake. The best of both baked goods, together for the first time as one perfect confectionery creation.

And sure, we can probably throw some sprinkles on the top if you're that kind of a guy. I like that, a man unafraid to customize to his unique tastes.

[ironmanic]

That's me, the likable, unique guy. Adds a little pop of color to an everyday, boring palate. A punch to my lunch, if you will.

[killerstyle]

Just the kind of guy who can truly appreciate the majesty that is the cakepie. This isn't your dull, ordinary baked treat. This is the delicious fruit filling of pie, surrounded by the amazing fluffy luxury that is cake. With basically a mountain of frosting on top. And in your case, sprinkles.

Not to mention, if you try them and tell everybody you know about them, I can get you the first half-dozen free and a box of donuts on the house.

[ironmanic]

You...definitely need to star in your own infomercial.

Okay, I'm sold. Where you located.

[killerstyle]

Wow, and I didn't even get to the part about the high concentrations of attractive girls that tend to swarm us on an hourly basis.

We're in the Square, south side, a little distance from that Welcome Center. There's a sign in the window advertising our cakepies, you can't miss it.

[inventedcakepie]

Everyone else gets a vacation, we come here to work.

[killerstyle]

When I said I never wanted to see the kill face again, I was serious.

[inventedcakepie]

I have never seen a man so happy to see me. I thought he was going to cry.

[killerstyle]

He did. I definitely saw a little mistiness in the eye region. It was while he was hugging you, that's probably why you didn't notice.

[inventedcakepie]

I didn't think he would actually let go.

[killerstyle]

If he had his way he'd probably tether you to the oven.

[inventedcakepie]

And you to the til?

[killerstyle]

And he'd tape a megaphone in my hand just to make sure all the girls knew I was back.

[inventedcakepie]

They knew anyway. Somehow.

[killerstyle]

It's all part of my charm.

[ironmanic]

Attractive girls are certainly a plus, but nothing I can't find elsewhere regardless of a few cakepies.

I expect a VIP pass for this.