o8 ❂ video + action

[ironmanic]

It's like being in Tokyo all over again - only with less medical masks and fewer stilettos stabbing my feet. And strange men against my ass on the subway.

[Tony is waiting in line at the donut place, checking his inbox and scrolling through the Network as he does.]

I hate lines. Lines are for peons- Pepper, Dawn. Get me VIP standing with this donut place, would you? Throw around words like investment and stocks. You're both good at that.

Also-- if you could set me up an appointment with our friendly neighborhood gods. I'd like to take them out on a lovely candlelit date. Preferably within the week, but whatever. I've got egg creams. No rush.



[ooc | COME AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. Doubles, AUs, whatever! Also, Pepper and Dawn-muns! You don't actually have to set up that appointment haha.]

Comments

ALL the heroes!

[tomboyhero]

[ Pao-Lin comes flipping in from above, about to head after the criminal when she hears the ungodly crash from the direction of the donut shop. ]

Tiger-san! Are you-- is everyone alright?

(banana dance here?)

[chowfanhero]

[ It's Pikachu! ]

Yep! Looks like everything's still fine for me... except that glass--

[ Kotetsu stands up and looks around at the shop. Looks like he just busted the glass at least. That's not so bad, right? Not like the really expensive showroom car he landed on with Bunny back then... ]

Looks like I lucked out- The robber went that way! Kinda tripped on something...

ヘ(^_^ヘ)~*~(ノ^_^)ノ

[tomboyhero]

Riiight. I should go after him!

[ And she's off! ]

\( * ______* ) /

[chowfanhero]

Good luck catching the guy, Dragon Kid!

[ Because uh, well, with his power out now, there's no way he can catch up. Might as well apologize to the patrons, eh? ]

[tomboyhero]

[ You do that... ]

[chowfanhero]

[ You'll come back and save him from the angry patrons.... right? Riiiighttt? ]

[tomboyhero]

[ Just start making those apologies, Tiger. Some of us have arresting to do. ]

[chowfanhero]

[ But. But. After this, he'll have to face Judge Petrov again and it'll be-

"Ah, Wild Tiger, it looks like no actual arrests were made by you- blah blah blah- it looks like you tripped--

This is going to be deducted from your salary- blah blah"

D: ]

[tomboyhero]

[ Not her problem!

Ah, but she's incapacitated the criminal and is dragging him back past the shop, wondering where all the cameras went... ]

[chowfanhero]

[ Good job, Pao Lin!

Maybe it's time to call the police! And... uh... Agnes? ]

[tomboyhero]

[ Yeah she's tried, but her radio to Natasha isn't working... ]

Tiger-san, I can't reach anyone, do you know where they went?

[chowfanhero]

[ .....! Realizes. Belatedly. ]

Come to think of it... Haven't heard from Bunny for a while.

[tomboyhero]

Something doesn't feel right... This place doesn't look like Sternbild.

[chowfanhero]

Wait a sec-

[ Checks outside and sure enough there's no hugeass pillars holding up second levels-- ]

Oh.

[ This is bad... ]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist

[judgmental]

[Did someone say Judge Petrov?

He found himself suddenly transported to an entirely different world, and what was the first thing he saw there? Kotetsu T. Kaburagi damaging property.

Clearly, he is cursed.]

Mr. Kaburagi.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!asdjklasdklasd Well... better than Lunatic....

[chowfanhero]

[ So Kotetsu thinks...

Tiger makes a worried squeak-- ]

J-judge?!

[ Damn, caught redhanded... ]

dlkfsjajg /jumps back in

[tomboyhero]

[ Oh look, someone in charge. Pao-Lin doesn't know him as well as Tiger might, but she at least recognizes him. ]

Excuse me sir, do you know where the police are? or what I should do about this? [ She lifts up the unconscious criminal she's been dragging around by the collar. ]

[judgmental]

[Judge Petrov looks from Kotetsu to Pao-Lin, then back to Kotetsu, struggling to maintain a more or less neutral expression in the face of so much absurdity. What is happening to him? Arriving here had been disorienting enough, now this?]

Yes, that's right, Mr. Kaburagi. I'm pleased you haven't forgotten me. I hope you're going to speak to the proprietor about the damage you've caused.

[He turns back to Pao-Lin, judging her the more mature of the two.]

I've only just arrived myself, so I'm not yet familiar with local law enforcement.

[He has a good idea of what he could do.]

We should try to contact them. What is this man's alleged crime?

[tomboyhero]

I think he robbed a bank, [ She holds up her other hand, which contains a canvas back helpfully emblazoned with a large dollar sign. ] but that was back in Sternbild. I don't think he's done anything wrong... wherever we are.