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[merespark]

[ A guy with red hair is smiling faintly at the camera. He looks a bit lost and embarrassed. The look you could easily picture on the face of a tourist looking for the restroom. ]

Can anyone tell me the way to Heaven? I must have taken the wrong turn.

[ He scratches his head and chuckles. ]

I didn't sign up for this, you know. That death was glorious and it didn't lack drama either. It all served a purpose. Did you even see it, God? A hero like me shouldn't end up in Hell – not even by mistake, haha...

[ He pauses as if he's listening to some distant noise. ]

And what's with the ticking?

Comments

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[errandry]

[errandry]

You—

[errandry]

It's not hell!

[errandry]

[ words words words and none of them connecting. shit. ]

dddone - also video;

[errandry]

This isn't anywhere close to the afterlife. ... It's complicated. You might have to wait for a while.

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[merespark]

[ !woah, a face he wasn't expecting at all. don't tell me he also-- wait a second. ]

[merespark]

[ ................... ]

Tell me, who's responsible for programming my soul into a video game? Is that what this is?

[sympathyforme]

God makes bad judgment calls all the time, don't take it personally.

[Have...sympathy from the devil? Someone will die for this pun...]

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[merespark]

So I've been told, but it's hard not to. After all it's my life and it's me who is being judged here.

[merespark]

GOD, IT WASN'T ME WHO STOLE RITA'S UNDERWEAR, IT WAS KITSUMOTO FROM 3-Z

PLEASE LET ME GO TO HEAVEN

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[sympathyforme]

[So much laughing. He likes that guy already.]

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[sympathyforme]

Yo, I'm fairly sure Hell could be more fun.

video;

[sealegs]

If you're looking for Heaven, sweet thing, you're a few streets away from the pub.

[merespark]

[ sweet thing, huh. ]

And does the place live up to its name?

[sealegs]

Does it matter? The brew's good enough - and the company's even better. Unless it's Tuesday. Tuesday tends to bring in the bad pick-up lines.

[sixwinged]

This isn't the afterlife, flaming faggot!

[merespark]

Thank heavens for that. Eternity would be a long long time with you around.

[whirling]

[ staaaaaaaaare. ]

You look familiar..

[merespark]

[ returns the stare. ]

This place is full of all kinds of weirdos I see.

[theshinjukucroc]

It's called a clock.

[merespark]

Inside my head?

What are you trying to say?

Private

[worldofourown]

Bad news, stranger.

You are in Hell. Or at least, an amusing version of it.

Private

[merespark]

What makes it so amusing?

video;

[virginwings]

Uh. This place isn't Hell or Heaven, it's an alternate dimension... called the City.

Re: video;

[merespark]

[ blinks. ]

So it's true what that rubbish cop said.