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[errandry]

LOST: ONE CROW.
SQUAWKS A LOT. LIKES NESTING IN HAIR. ANSWERS TO "KUU".
IF FOUND, PLEASE RESPOND.


REWARD NEGOTIABLE.
(YEAH, WE'LL KNOW IF IT'S HIM.)

Comments

[errandry]

Sorry, the story's too dark and horrible, we can never tell it again.

... wait, the zoo shifts around? I thought that was just the library!

[beyourarmy]

You make it sounds really creepy.... The hand really never came back?

Yeah, it does!

1/2

[errandry]

[errandry]

Nah, I'm just messing around. His hair's a weird mess, but that's it.

How do you even get out of there after your shift's over?

1/2

[beyourarmy]

You jerk! I actually believed you!

[beyourarmy]

I'm not really sure.... Somehow, I just get out when I want to.

1/2

[errandry]

What, seriously? Even the part about the hand?

[errandry]

... you sure you don't have any supernatural landscape powers?

[beyourarmy]

Yes...even the hand.

I don't. It's just the zoo. I think it's magical and knows when you want to leave.

[errandry]

[ sdlkgjs he just. kind of laughs. ] Sorry, man. Just stay out of his hair, the rest's still true!

... more mind-reading stuff, huh. At least it comes in handy, I guess.

[beyourarmy]

Remind me not to believe everything you say.

Hey, you can get lost in there if you want to!

[errandry]

Hey, I was kidding! I'll remember to tell you next time. And I like dragons, but I dunno if I wanna get lost with 'em...

[beyourarmy]

Then I'll be your guide. We'll be fine!

[errandry]

Then I'll leave my fate in your hands!

[beyourarmy]

I won't let you down!