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[wayfarers]

Jesus fucking christ, it's like a fucking zoo in here today.

I love it. Someone give 'em some weapons and let 'em fight. Film it for me.

[ooc; Open to fourth wall.]

Comments

[loyalblackdragon]

There are no cages.

[wayfarers]

Okay, fine, if you wanna get all technical on me, it's like a fucking safari or something.

[loyalblackdragon]

The hunter and the hunted are flexible roles in that scenario.

Accurate.

[wayfarers]

I'm so glad my comparison meets your standards.

[loyalblackdragon]

You have some? Are they truly yours?

[keepingoddhours]

You sayin' I got a face for the movie screen?

[wayfarers]

Don't get too cocky, the guys that usually get filmed doing shit in my town are some ugly motherfuckers. Homeless guys, mostly.

Nice choice of eyewear, though.

[keepingoddhours]

The joke's on you, partner, pulled'em off an ugly old son of a bitch. Ain't shaved either.

[wayfarers]

Ugly bastards can still have good taste.

[keepingoddhours]

Ain't got no bone to pick there, ugly bastards can still taste good.

[wayfarers]

What, you fucking fry 'em up or something? Not that I'm judging if that's how you wanna dispose of shit.

[keepingoddhours]

Fryin's too much fuckin' effort, rare and raw's where it's happening.

[wayfarers]

I just dump 'em in the dumpster. Or on the street. Or out a window. Wherever, pretty much.

You aren't worried about salmonella or shit like that?

[keepingoddhours]

Salmonella, rabies, warts, that shit don't bother me none. It all dies in here.

[aka. his belly.]

[wayfarers]

Alright, if you say so, not my problem if any bad shit happens to you.

You been around here a while?

[keepingoddhours]

I've been around but around here? It's been a damn while. You?

[wayfarers]

Like, a fucking week or something. Haven't been laid or offed anyone the whole time, too. This is like fucking torture.

How'd you get out?