poly_chromatic | First Prank: Grand Entrance

[A charming smile with wide and innocuous green eyes, though the glitter in them is something less than harmless and innocent. When he speaks, his voice is light and engaging. Ignore the fact that he’s soaking wet.]

Hello out there!

[The volume is a bit loud and he winces before catching it and allowing his features to adjust back into that beguiling smile. He fixes the volume, teeth catching his lower lip in an expression that really is innocent. His charm does not fade as he speaks again]

Let's try this again? Ah. Better. Now. It seems there has been a terrible mistake, a grave error, I am entirely unsure of where I am, only that I woke up here- yes! woke up!- after being dumped in a fountain and er- found this Stark phone on my person. .

Obviously, whoever has done this has the wrong person entirely. I am no one at all of consequence, a Parisian orphan.

[He frowns and the expression is solemn, pious]

Now, if you please, could someone tell me how far back to Paris?

[OoC Note: Serrure speaks in the All Tongue (he understands every language, anyone he speaks to will understand him) but he thinks he's speaking in French and will assume everyone else is, too.]

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[Plenty of people have tried, many have failed. Maybe you'll get lucky.]

Probably a smart way to be...though, if you need a place to stay, I don't have a roommate anymore, if you want.

[That is just... confusing to him.]

But... why would you offer that? We have only spoken this once. Aren't you afraid I might be some terrible person?

Well...yeah, it's a possibility, but to be honest? I need to learn to take more risks. Plus, when I first got here, I didn't know anybody, and roomed with a complete stranger. It was...really weird.

At least you and I have talked, and I like you from that talk, so.

[He's definitely not boring...and she suspects he won't mind painting on the walls, the number one reason she doesn't have a new roommate.]

[He is now a big concerned for your safety because there are risks and then there are risks.]

Well, how could I say no to that. Consider yourself now possessing a roommate. [Nope, he'd not mind paint on the walls at all.]

[She's a bit of an idiot. One of her 'friends' is probably going to try to eat her at some point. This is really not that bad, considering her track record.]

Cool!

[They can vandalize the whole apartment together.]

[He will try to instill some semblance of street smarts into her. Along with what an alibi witness is incase he ever needs one.]

I think so. Uh. That is... if I knew where I should be heading? Hey, should I pick something up on the way? As a thank you present. Whatever you want. [It's cool. He's just going to steal it.]

[She could use the street smarts, and probably doesn't mind being an alibi.]

Right, address. I always forget that, sorry...

[And here's the address, and some very loose directions.]

Nah, you don't have to get anything, though that's nice of you. Thanks.

Then I shall choose something that I think you might like and it shall be a surprise. Those are fun. Usually. [Mostly.]

I shall be there shortly.

That's sweet of you, thank you!

[Surprises are always fun....okay, not always, but still.]

You are very welcome.

[It is only going to be chocolate or cookies. Something sweet.]

[Oh, good. At least those can't kill her.]

[He'd show up a bit later with a box of chocolates- the good kind- in hand] Rapunzel?

[She grins and waves.]

That's me! Hi!

[And he's just ... going to stare at her hair.] How do you wash all of that? [Then bites his lip on a grin.]

You're so cheerful, I have a feeling we shall get along well.

With great difficulty. It's a long process.

[She grins.]

I think so too.

[These two are gonna get into so much trouble together...it'll be awesome.]

I bet.

[So much trouble.]

I know I just got here, but there's something I have to do. I'll be right back? Then we can play twenty questions. Sounds like fun?

Sounds like a lot of fun!

[She grins and nods. He's new, he's earned the right to explore and get into shit.]

I'll be around when you get back.

Not fun at all. Serious business. Guy business. Know what I mean? Oh well. Okay, obviously not. Since you're a girl.

[And he's grinning.] Be back!

Serious guy business, got it. Well, got is as best as I can, anyway.

[She grins.]

Have fun with your serious guy business!

First Prank: Grand Entrance

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