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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Mindy's holding a gift-wrapped box very carefully and eyeing it with intense dislike and trepidation, as if it were possibly a bomb or had something disgusting inside it. She looks from the box to the video feed to the box again, frowning hard. Her tone is one of severe displeasure and annoyance and try as she might, she's just too aggravated to keep the swears out. Sorry, Angela.]

Come get it. I don't want it. I don't want to know what it is. Stop doing this. I'm not helping you with jack fucking shit, you insufferable douche. You know who you are, bro. You have an hour.

[Cursed as balls, this one. And very pissed off.]

[ooc: cursed with Family Day. She's the younger, heroic sister of the villain nanomitesss and this is pretty much a daily thing for them! She's also going to hate everything tomorrow because then he will Know about Hit-Girl and she DNW!]

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[nanomitesss]

Such loving words from my sister.

It's just a doll, Mindy. [A doll with laser eyes.] I thought girls liked those.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What's it do?

[They always do something.] Dolls are alright when they're just dolls.

[nanomitesss]

...

It's just a doll. I'm trying to make up for past grievances, offenses, et cetera.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I don't believe you.

[nanomitesss]

Where's the trust in this family? You didn't always hate me... [Like when he was not a complete psychopath.] I taught you how to ride a bike. Remember? [And he probably laughed if she ever fell over. Those were good times.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Yeah, and when I broke my arm, you signed my cast with 'haha!'

[Siiiiiiigh] Where can I meet you so you can take the doll back?

IDEK WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS TAG

[nanomitesss]

It was a joke.

Are you sure you don't want to open it? Don't feel any... temptation to explore the unknown? The abyss of uncertainty?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[She hates you. So much.] Is it gonna explode when I open it?

[nanomitesss]

I would never blow up my own sister. [Unless she tried to FOIL HIM!] Except to make us match..,

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[What's the official count on that, anyway? Mindy; thousands upon thousands. Rex: Not a one? That sounds legit.]

I'm going to go get myself a milkshake. I'm going to have the box with me. Come get it.

[nanomitesss]

You know, if you simply joined me, you could have all the milkshakes you could want... We eat well on my side of the fence.

[thenormalsquint]

What are you doing? Lasers? Seriously? She can put her eye and everybody else's out.

[nanomitesss]

Oh, it's just a little toy. Hardly destructive at all. I promise. [His promises mean absolutely nothing.]

[thenormalsquint]

Right. A toy. With lasers.

[nanomitesss]

Hardly unheard of. Haven't you ever heard of laser tag?

[thenormalsquint]

With the way she's complaining, I don't think it's the same thing. Don't buy her anymore toys.

FOREVER EDITING

[nanomitesss]

I don't think you're one to get involved in our family affairs.

TYPOS FOREVER

[thenormalsquint]

Well, I like people around us to keep their eyes in one piece. I feel like beign a good Samaritan.

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[tinysky]

[This...doesn't make sense...]

[tinysky]

How come you don't want your present?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Because it's from my brother and my brother is a dick who likes giving me thing that can hurt people.

[tinysky]

You shouldn't say that word.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I said sorry. [Mindy. Don't argue with the child.] Sorry. I'll try not to.

[tinysky]

Good. Soap tastes bad.

Why would your present hurt people?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

My brother has an odd sense of humor and builds weird toys.

[That's all the info she's giving.]

[tinysky]

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He should get you a kickball instead!

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Rex. Giving her a kickball. It'd probably blow up.]

I'll ask for one next time.

[tinysky]

Then we could play together!

1/2

[skylight]

Psstt...you shouldn't....you shouldn't say those kinda words...

[skylight]

...buuuut are you ...okay......I thought presents were good things...I love presents...

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I'd be better if my brother thought out his presents more and didn't give me shit...sorry...stuff that could potentially harm someone.

[skylight]

Why's he give you that kinda stuff? That doesn't sound like a good gift at all...why'd anyone want to hurt anyone...that's not fun...

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It's a long, complicated and very warped story and I don't wanna get into it.

[skylight]

But you're already in it...aren't you? I...I mean it's your story....right?

[child profundity by way of sheer dumb luck....or an accident. always. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Smart child is smart. Mindy is impressed.] Yeah. I just...meant I didn't wanna talk about it.

1/2!

[skylight]

Ohhhh...

[skylight]

Well...if you're sure.

[PAUSE...]

D'you wanna talk about something else?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[She's not about to discuss the fact that her brother is a Supervillain and she's a Vigilante. Especially not with a kid.]

Sure! Hi! I'm Mindy. What's your name?

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[thenormalsquint]

Mindy.

[Cursed or not, that is no excuse.]

>> audio; private.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

He gave me a doll with laser eyes, Angela! Laser! Eyes!

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[thenormalsquint]

Okay, that's not right, but that doesn't mean you can go around cursing.

>> audio; private.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I couldn't help it. I was pissed. Am pissed. What the f---friggin' heck is he thinking?

[Is that better?]

>> audio; private.

[thenormalsquint]

[Not quite, but it's a learning process.]

We all get mad sometimes, Mindy, but that's not a good enough excuse. Also, I have no idea what he was thinking. In fact, I'll go ask him. Don't touch that doll.

>> audio; private.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No, no, no. Don't --- [It's too late, isn't it?]

>> audio; private.

[thenormalsquint]

[Yep. Sorry, Mindy.]

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[beifongbandit]

Sounds like I should be happy I never had siblings.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I wish I didn't have siblings.

[She doesn't. She's cursed.]

Mine is a dick.

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[beifongbandit]

[ Teaching Toph all these interesting new words, oh dear. ] Just in general or did he do something specific to earn the title?