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[concretejungles]

[The audio feed has a fairly long pause at the beginning, the soft fuzz of a connection broken by the sounds of footsteps. One, two, three, four, pause, one, two, three, four -- anxious pacing, as if the person they belong to is trying to decide what to say, or if they should even say anything at all. After awhile the footsteps stop, and there's one more momentary pause, punctuated with a soft curse, before a young male voice comes in, all laughter and forced cheerfulness.]

Well, this is something right out of a low-budget movie, isn't it? Where are the giant squids? Haha, maybe I'll find out this is an alien planet filled with all sorts of busty green-skinned women that want to make me their ultra sexy king. Nerdy Fantasy Paradise, right?!

But hey, even if there are nine hundred beautiful alien girls lining up for my tender embraces out there, I'll have to decline! See, I have a super erotic and mega cute girlfriend already! I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I helped out a little but a man's honesty is his pride, so I really have to get back to her before she gets lonely.

Anyway, it's pretty rude to kidnap a guy and just leave him wandering around, even if you are a cute alien girl! So how about you give me a little more to go on, eh? I quit school but you've still gotta let me study before the field exam!

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1/3

[shall_yield_us]

[ ...children these da - ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ HMMMMMMMMMM. ]

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[shall_yield_us]

Oh, thank El and thank His angels and thank the skies - you're here at long last, our ever awaited hero. Save us.

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[concretejungles]

Whoah whoah, really? C'mon, I can't be tempted away from my love just by a pretty voice!

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[shall_yield_us]

Would tears help?

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[concretejungles]

A man never wants to be the source of tears! It's my goal to see beautiful smiles. So what can I save you from?

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[shall_yield_us]

A dragon.

1/2

[superbeast]

Haaaa, don't say that too loud, next thing you know a giant squid'll really pop out around the corner--

[superbeast]

I'm afraid you're out of luck. It's all more of a low-budget, maneating, terrorizing planet and none of the alien girls.

[concretejungles]

None at all? Even 3am sci-fi knockoffs have cute alien girls!

I WILL TAG THIS PROPERLY TOMORROW. 8(

[errandry]

Sorry, man, it's not that kinda movie.

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ALWAYS

[concretejungles]

Then it's probably a really bad one. Embedded on a free hosting website kinda bad.

[errandry]

How're the special effects looking?

[sealegs]

I like your priorities, sweet thing.

[concretejungles]

They're A+ right? I'm a knight of love on a quest to burn every cute girl's image into my mind!

[sealegs]

You're going to have one hell of a time with that. There are lots of cute girls around here.

1/3 - when I said "tag this properly" I clearly meant um.

[uprouse]

[ oh. how convenient. just when he needs errands run—an errand boy appears! ]

[uprouse]

[ but, you know, some opportunities really can't be wasted.

(in his head the equation probably goes something like this: Masaomi + frustration + helplessness - familiarity - allies + a renewed grudge = productivity, no matter where he turns.

or maybe it's all just an excuse to see how far this chain can be jerked.) ]

[uprouse]

[ half an hour late to the post—no userpic because this isn't a chat, but the username reads SAIKA. ]

Excuse me . . . Kida-kun?