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[Rex is back, only this time his creepiness is offset by the fact that he's currently cradling a... hairless sphynx cat in his arms. Somebody's found himself a soulmate! He's idly rubbing its belly with one gloved hand, and the cat looks at the communication device with its wrinkly, scowly face, as if to say "You got a problem with this?" Rex's eyes are red-rimmed and a bit watery, thanks to, WHOOPS, A CAT ALLERGY. It turns out sphynx cats aren't hypoallergenic.]

I still don't believe there's anything magical about this. With the right stimuli, people can be compelled to do anything.

[Hmph. As if on cue, he cuddles the cat even more. Ughhh, this disgusts him.]

Anyway. The reason for this transmission is... I'm in need of a job. I'm a scientist-- an engineer by trade. I have a PhD in Biomedical Engineering and-- [The cat bats at his wig. He scowls and swats its paw, causing the cat to play-bat at his hand and snag its claws on his glove. WHY CAN'T HE STOP HUGGING IT.] a degree in computer programming. I've also provided my share of medical services. [Both in the army and, uh, to his... human test subjects.] As you can imagine, such versatility has given me a wide range of experiences that would suit any employer well. A full resume can be provided upon request.

If there are any openings for jobs in the sciences, I'd be most grateful if you let me knew.

[The cat yowls and Rex shoots it a scowl.]

I hate cats...

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....weirdest fucking thing I've seen all day. [And then there is so much laughing.]

I don't see what's so strange about this. [That's not true. He does. He so does.]

You should probably wash up after hugging the cat. Like...a lot. You don't look well.

[That's the nicest thing she's going to say.

and she's laughing again.]

[There's a loud purr as Rex... continues to hug the stupid cat.] How could anybody keep these vermin as pets?!

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Mindy, sweetie...

[THE MOTHERING BEGINS.]

What? I wasn't doing anything.

Your language, sweetie. We shouldn't say 'fuck'.

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audio: threadjacking your threadjack!

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Is this one yours?

This one? [Angela is unsure about those choice of words, Rex.] No. She's not my daughter.

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[*headdesks* Solomon would soooo hire you for his 'research' facility... if he weren't under the effects of a spell and suffering false memories. *fails*]

[Curses! Rex would love to work for a sketchy 'research' facility. Mad science is his bread and butter.]

[Well, perhaps Sol can steal him away from a less than satisfactory position elsewhere~. Mad science and his own lab ftw!]

[HE WILL TAKE THAT DEAL SO FAST. I like it /thumbs up]

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Can you do mechanics?

Certainly, depending on the type. I've some experience working with delicate machinery.

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My second mechanic left. I need another set of hands.

What type of machinery would I be working with?

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action or assume?

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action, y?

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y!

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action;

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action; WHOOPS IGNORE THAT OTHER JOURNAL

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action; I SAW NOTHING <<

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[He smirks.]

Nice cat.

Good luck with the job thing.

[Aaaahhh what the hell, that's his face. His face on somebody who's quite younger than him, but still. His old face is mocking him. Rex hesitates, giving the camera a weird look.]

It isn't mine.

Who are you? [Polite as ever.]

Then why are you hugging it?

[He shrugs.]

Name's Neil. You?

A certain compulsion. It'll pass, I'm sure.

The Doctor. [A brief sigh.] Not to be mistaken for the other Doctors here. [Pause.] Are you... Where are you from?

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How about - catsitter?

[He's line facing, not that it can be seen. JUST KNOW IT'S THERE.] Something tells me I wouldn't be much in demand.

And why is that?

I've been told that I'm, ah, what's the word... creepy.

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