54th Slay [Action | Video]

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is sitting next to the window at Cafe Juliet, looking out to the crowds. It's probably pretty clear she's looking for someone(s) in particular. She smiles at the device]

Welcome to the City. Stay out of the Underground, don't feed the deities and have a nice probably temporary stay.

Any Sunnydale residents that want to say hi?

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[waitress]

Hold, on deities? As in...gods?

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[whattingawhat]

Oooooor so they say. We've also got Thor here and let me tell you, way sexier than the supposed deities running this place and if you're a deity wouldn't you want to be the sexiest thing in the place? I mean, why wouldn't you?

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[waitress]

I've done the crazy god tango and I'm perfectly fine with just sittin' that one out.

[ maenads and anti-vampire fundamentalists, oh my! ]

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[whattingawhat]

Keep your head down? It'll probably only last twenty four hours or so.

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[waitress]

You’d be surprised what can happen in twenty-four hours. There aren’t any vampires involved in this, are there? ‘Cause I will personally stake King Bill if he had any hand in this.

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[whattingawhat]

Involved in this as in bringing you here or involved in this as in living in the City because there's the latter but not the former. Also I don't know who King Bill is. Kind of a...really bad name for a vampire. I thought they all picked their names after they turned. You know...Spike, Angelus, The Immortal, The Master...that sort of thing.

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[waitress]

[ sookie can't hold a straight face and laughs. ]

They used to call him Vampire Bill at the bar I work at before he was king. Sounds pretty ridiculous, don't it? I always expected vampires to be named somethin' like Basil or Lestat, not Bill.

[ or eric or pam or jessica or any of the other vampires she knows. ]

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[whattingawhat]

[And when Sookie laughs, Buffy does too because it's like permission]

At least I'm not the only one. They don't ever exactly sound...natural though? Do they? Like....yes I'm sure your mother named you Lestat. Okay well bad example because maybe that's a french name but, Spike? No one names their kid Spike.

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[waitress]

You'd be surprised at the sort of names some people give their kids these days. Gwyneth Paltrow named her child Apple.

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[whattingawhat]

Guess I can't be too finger pointy with names. I mean hello, Buffy here.

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[waitress]

My name's Sookie, so I think I've got ya beat in the weird name department.

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[whattingawhat]

Oooh yeah I think you take the trophy.

[and then a wince.]

Sorry that was...not meant to be as rude as it sounded. I just--have you found your way around okay?

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[waitress]

As okay as someone who's just been kidnapped to an otherwordly place can. Mostly just wishin' I didn't have to listen to what everyone's thinking. Some of these people are downright disturbed.