139 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

 I meant to post this earlier...but you know, that doctor thing.

Should we call Chase Vivica or Michael J from now on? Give it thought. It's important.

Comments

[worldofourown]

...Something happened to Dr. Chase?

[vicodincrutch]

Might come as a shock. Are you sitting down?

[worldofourown]

I'm sure my fragile nerves can take it.

[vicodincrutch]

Suit yourself.

He's a fox.

[worldofourown]

Are we expressing admiration for him?

Or being literal?

[vicodincrutch]

Yes.

[worldofourown]

Yes to the first, or second?

[intheblanks]

Was.

[intheblanks]

Unless this is a personal comment and you feel like you've gone too long without a harassment suit.

In which case, pick someone less used to it.

[vicodincrutch]

With lawyers or without lawyers.

Tough call. Maybe we'll flip for it.

[intheblanks]

Great, then we can take turns waiting to see if some lawyers show up. Or some laws.

Have you been an animal yet?

[brobeforehos]

Why are we calling him Vivica?




Or Michael J.

[vicodincrutch]

Because we all know he's really a fox.

[brobeforehos]

Is he?

[intheblanks]

Aren't I?

[brobeforehos]

I'd have gone with Megan. Or Jamie - although that doubles the X.

[intheblanks]

Taking that as a yes.

Do you want to tell him his pop culture references are thirty years out of date, or shall I?

[brobeforehos]

He needs to take them back to the future.

[intheblanks]

Never trust House alone with a grandfather paradox.

[vicodincrutch]

Hold on, I'll add those to the ballot.

[brobeforehos]

So, if he's a real fox, what sort of Fox is he?

[dr_conscience]

That doctor thing. Where are your priorities?

[vicodincrutch]

Doctor thing came first. That's my priority.

Duh.

[dr_conscience]

How could you possibly focus enough to get anything done without knowing what to call Chase?