poly_chromatic

[Have a rather annoyed Charlie, just flat out frowning at some random woman who accosted her in the baking aisle of the grocery store. The angle of the camera is odd, peeking out at her from her jacket pocket and the woman is elderly. Also, apparently, very vocal and adamant that Charlie listen to her as she proceeds to go into great detail about sex.

Charlie was probably set to just glare the entire time, but the elderly lady has started using words like 'cock' and 'dick' and Charlie, with the maturity of a three year old, claps a hand over her mouth in an effort to not laugh. Old people swearing. It's not pretty. After being berated for not listening, Charlie crosses her arms over her stomach and apologizes, composing her face into a more attentive and serious expression. The woman finally finishes before storming off and Charlie is left wide eyed and shocked and still giggling slightly.]

Wow. Wow. Holy hell. That was...that was uncomfortable. [A pause, a shake of her head and a sigh.] I don't think I'll ever un-hear any of that. Ever.

[She's going to continue grocery shopping, unaware that the device just recorded everything that just occurred until she reaches into her pocket for it. Oh, hey! It's on.]

Well! I don't know how much of that any of you guys caught, but the next person that starts giving me The Talk will get something thrown at their head. I know how all of that works. I don't need...I don't need a repeat of what just happened.

[The device gets switched off.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'm good. I'm good. [He does that little 'welp okay' grin, all lips, no teeth and glances around. He sighs, pulls a string of condoms out of his pocket and tosses it at Charlie.]

I don't care what sort of bullshit excuse he gives you 'bout it not feeling as good or whatever, make him bag it.

[What...what even? Charlie stares at the condoms, baffled and alarmed and confused before looking at Dean and throwing them back at his head.]

What exactly do you think I've been doing and who do you think I've been doing it with?!

[Hands up, surrender position]

Totally not judging. Take a chill pill.

You just threw a packet of condoms at me [which she threw back but whatever.] and told me to tell a guy to keep it bagged. And then a few minutes before you, I had some old woman come up to me talking quite knowledgeably about dicks and cocks. I don't think a chill pill is going to do much for me right now, Dean.

[A sigh, an apologetic look at Dean and then;] Why is it always the weird shit that happens when I go run errands?

Okay I can see how the old lady might've been creepy.

[Dean shrugs and grins.] Just lucky.

It was definitely weird. Her language was quite colorful and surprising. And I'm sorry for throwing the condoms at your head. Just...I don't need the Talk. Thank you, though.

No problem. Keep the condoms. Have some fun.

video

action

Re: action

action

action

action

Re: action

action