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[flensing]

[If one happens to be in the Blue Light this evening, they will find one of the newer waitresses moving about in a rather nervous manner, trying to avoid any of the customers, and has in fact pulled out her network device to try calling off from work, hesitating over the action because she feels lucky to have the job at all, and shouldn't be slacking off so early on, but...]

Vous connaissez la rue de l’amour? Celle qui fait l’angle du plaisir. On peut la chercher ensemble?

[After saying this to one of the nearby customers, Anna's face has turned beet red, more flustered than she has been in a very long time.]

I'm sorry. I'm very-- Je suis perdu. Je cherche le chemin pour atteindre votre cœur. Vous pourriez m’aider?

[[ooc; dig that hover-text.]]

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[punchedhitler]

I don't know what that means.

[flensing]

I did not mean-- If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

[She takes a deep breath, sighing.]

It's nothing, monsieur.

[punchedhitler]

Tulips?

Sorry, I think....I think you're cursed into talking nonsense.

[flensing]

Cursed, yes. I-- I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

[That one really distresses her, deeply and she begins to fluster.]

No. No, monsieur. I... don't-- Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[punchedhitler]

Okay, okay, you know what? I'll talk to you after this curse, all right?

[flensing]

[SHE NODS EMPHATICALLY and decides not to open her mouth again lest something hideous come out.]