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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[There's a face on the device. Herc's face. But (s)he looks alarmed. So very panicked and alarmed. Don't get used to it. That's not Hercules. But that's not obvious yet. And Not!Hercules has been wandering the City, searching hard for Not!Mindy. Once Not!Herc figured out how to move and not freak out. It's daunting suddenly being this tall. And ridiculously huge. She does not want this at all.]

This doesn't work for me. At fucking all. Herc? Where are you? You aren't where you should be and neither am I and I don't like it. At all. This is bullshit. This is a stupid curse. Is there any point to it?

[ooc: mindy has swapped bodies with hercules. enjoy!]

Comments

video;

[godlyendowment]

What. What.

Well, at least you get to look very handsome today?

[He's desperately trying to look for a bright side to all this.]

Re: video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

FUCK handsome! I'm a girl. Girl's aren't supposed to be handsome!

[No. Screw the bright sides, too. And she has plans to be highly argumentative today.] How long does this shit usually last?

Re: video;

[godlyendowment]

I have only been here a month! I only know these things tend to be short lived, at least.

Erm, three days at most?

video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Hercules, have you ever seen your own face pout? Because that's what it's doing. Mindy doesn't pout often or...ever, really. But this is the perfect occasion for it.]

Three days? Three days?! You're fucking with me. I can't be you for three days. I want to be me again.

video;

[godlyendowment]

Well we shall have to appeal to the so-called deities then. And perhaps you can punch them in the face, since you now have my strength.

You may wish to be extra careful in using all that strength, by the way.

video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I know. I've knocked people over already. It's embarrassing.

video;

[godlyendowment]

Well at least you won't have any trouble with pickle jars.

Not that I think you normally do. I feel like you must secretly be a gymnast or something, while I am tiny I feel... fierce.

video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

...really?

[She's thinking, nose wrinkling slightly.] Can you meet me at the park? I want to test a theory. There's some...skills I have that I'm kinda wondering if they carried over?

video;

[godlyendowment]

I suppose I can.

[He looks a little puzzled.]

Should I be worried about what skills you mean?

video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Dude, if you follow my directions, you'll be fine. Don't worry about a thing. Just don't break anything of mine.

video;

[godlyendowment]

Well I suppose you have a vested interest in your safety. I shall meet you there, then. I am intrigued enough by what you mean by 'skills'.

video;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You know what parkour is? Free-running?

video;

[godlyendowment]

You practice parkour? Aren't you a little... young for that?

[signatures]

Erm.

Hercules?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No. Not today.

[signatures]

And who are you, then?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

My name is Mindy. Mindy Macready. I'm just short of eleven years old. This is all....fucked up.

[signatures]

[ He pauses, then chuckles. ]

What an interesting experience for you.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No laughing.

[signatures]

It's better to pull the humor out of any situation, I think.

Especially in cases like this.