018 - These Are The Lives You'd Love To Lead - Video/Action

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[There is a vampire leaning by The Raven's entrance. His posture is like a snake's. Nothing stirring but a glint in the eye and a flicking tongue-tip. All gathered bloodlust waiting for its moment.]

The next brat to sneak in, will be summarily tossed out.

In pieces. 

[A smile. Bright, and entirely without warmth.]

Don't try it. And keep your pitiful bribes to yourself.


[OOC: Grrr. Noisy whippersnappers! NO DRINKS FOR YOU! By which I mean, anyone's totally free to come waltzing in - and stir up trouble. Just keep in mind, Karl may toss you out. His fondness for eating teenage girls notwithstanding, he has work to do, after all! Replies will be sporadic, as my internet is being a bitch!]

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[sympathyforme]

Oh yeah? What girl do you like?

[Helloooo, Vampires. Yes, Kira does want to get out. And he doesn't let go of Setsuna, even when they are both grabbed.]

Must've taken a wrong turn, sorry, man.

[beyourarmy]

[Now that Kira asks, Setsuna's mind practically shuts down.] I like looking at them naked.... But.... You know, I don't think I like anyone like that.

[A pause.] But I can't be gay. [Nearly misses Karl's rant, waving a hand at him.] Yeah, yeah. This is more important, weirdo.

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[The vampires enjoy the scene. Murmuring, whispering, hissing. Meanwhile, Karl yanks both boys out of the room. They're far too nonchalant about having snuck into a venue full of vampires. If he didn't work here, he'd just let them get eaten. Join in. One stupid turn deserves another.]

[To Setsuna, he snaps:] Save the touching journey of your sexuality for those who care to hear it. [And to Kira:] You'd be sorrier if the VIP room was occupied.

[Not all patrons tolerated interruptions. This area was off-limits for a reason. On that note - ]

[Glancing at the spectating vampires, Karl flashed a grin.]

If anyone sees these brats here again - eat them. It's on the house.

[The remark gets a few laughs. And more bared fangs, like licks of phosphorescence in the dark.]

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[He doesn't underestimate the danger, much, but he has no plans of returning here, anyway. So he just focuses on Setsuna.]

Probably just haven't met the right one yet. We can go looking some time if you want. You can try some of mine.

[He has so much tact. Paying some attention to the vampires, too, now.]

I wouldn't eat him, he tastes horrible.

[beyourarmy]

[He seems to grimace at Karl now, but still really doesn't care. Too drunk, too occupied.]

You really are grouchy! Lem'me go. I wasn't gonna come back anyway.

And how do you know what I taste like? You don't nibble on me when I'm asleep, do you?!

I don't want your seconds. I'm not interested in 'em.

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[In a crowded bar of predators, these two are discussing girl-problems. And Karl thought he was insane. He can't wait for this damned curse to end. He loathes it already.]

Keep that up and you'll both be leftovers.

[Rotton teenagers. Grasping their arms, he yanks them through the crowded pathway, curious vampires snickering and peering after. He has half a mind to make good his initial threat. To toss them out in pieces. They certainly deserve it.]

[sympathyforme]

[Setsuna's drunk and an idiot, Kira is sober and mostly keeping up with the ridiculous blather to not let anyone focus too much on Setsuna. Or him, for that matter. Just two human boys.]

Don't worry, we were just about to leave, anyway.

[beyourarmy]

Let go of my arm! [He insists again, seeing as Karl still hasn't, and he can't seem to take it out of Karl's grasp, either. He's led along, whether he wants to be or not.]

And yeah, I dun wanna be here anyway. It's boring!

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[Kira's plan to deflect attention off Setsuna or himself is probably the best option. Especially in a place like The Raven, with clientele dubious enough to make Karl raise an eyebrow. Still gripping the boys' arms, he steers them toward the exit, not caring if Setsuna struggles or protests.]

If it's 'boring', then you shouldn't have snuck in. What were you expecting? A rain of money? Private lap-dances?

[Ugh. What a bothersome night!]

[sympathyforme]

[Yeah, Setsuna, he's so not letting go of you as long as Karl is holding on, sorry. He's just glad they're just about outside.]

Youths of today and their unrealistic expectations...

[Yanking on Setsuna now to get Karl to let go of him, he can walk on the street by himself, thank you very much.]

[beyourarmy]

[He's just being yanked all over the place, and drunk as he is, Setsuna can't quite get his balance to prevent a little stumbling in the process.]

I didn't know it was going to be boring! If you had just said it was from the beginning, I'd never have come here!

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[Once the boys are outside, Karl releases his deathgrip on them. Beyond The Raven's threshold, they aren't his problem. His eyes are narrowed and his words are clipped.]

Yes. Youths of today. And their inability to think.

[A scowl.]

I'm glad it was boring. Now go annoy someone else.

[Half-turning, he rubs his temples. God. He needs a drink.]

[sympathyforme]

That's just him, really. He's special.

[He's not releasing Setsuna, he's pulling him a bit closer. And behind himself. Yes.]

Bye-bye, grumpy-san.

[beyourarmy]

[Like being hidden? That's what Setsuna thinks when he's behind Kira, at least. He does at least poke out around Kira's back to wave at Karl, though.]

Bye, Grumpy-san! Hope you feel less grouchy later! Have a drink or two!

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[Grumpy-San will stand glowering at the exit. Waiting until the two delinquents are out of sight - and sound and scent - before returning to the bar.]

[And yes. He'll totally have a drink or two. For putting up with pests all night, he deserves it.]

Tch.

Teenagers.