mintjulep: (are you stupid?)
Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy ([personal profile] mintjulep) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-27 01:13 pm

☤ 005

Where the hell did all these people come from?

For god's sake, no one get hurt.

((ooc: Open to fourth wall! Everyone welcome~))
countrydoctor: (O rly)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He almost smiles when he hears that Jim was on academic suspension. Seems like all Jims across the universes like to get into trouble.]

I never knew Jim when he was real young, but I figured he was trouble. What I don't get is what you were doing at the Academy.

Physics? Chekov?

[He'll just... shake his head. At everything. Ever.]

Rainbow coins.
countrydoctor: (Jim...)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Your Jim doesn't sound any better than mine. If it wasn't unethical, I'd sedate him every time he needs to be fixed up.

I didn't think to go right to space after that fiasco. Across the country, sure, but the old lady didn't exile me from the planet.

[He doesn't trust this rainbow money. Fortunately, he does still trust himself.]

I'll pay you back sooner or later. You having anything?

[McCoy gets the attention of a pretty girl who looks like she works there and requests a bottle of bourbon. They are so far beyond mere glasses.]
countrydoctor: (Green-blooded hobgoblin)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
What allergy problem?

Your timeline... [gets another exasperated headshake.] It's a wonder you're alive. Time traveling Romulans, adolescents steering the ship, planets getting blown to bits...

[That booze had better get here quickly.]

And now you're stuck here. You've got some luck and not a lick of it's good.
countrydoctor: (No)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that one.

They'll be interesting after you live through 'em.

[Oh, look. Their combined grumpiness did encourage quick service. Thank the maker for that. He pays the woman with that rainbow money, slides younger-him a bottle, and wastes no time in starting in on his own.]

Was she anything like Jo?
countrydoctor: (Hmph)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
If it comes up, he can take his chances with the virus. He'd prefer that, anyway.

Three out of five and I'm still kickin'. Seems my timeline's a safer place than yours; I'm not too worried about myself.

[This McCoy can't figure out why this other McCoy isn't where he was when he was that age. It's easier to drink.]

Could be for the best. Leaving Joanna with that mother of hers... that hurt like nothing else ever will.

She'd be coming on twenty, my Jo. She's off studying medicine on Cerberus.
countrydoctor: (Seriously)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-28 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust Jim to make any plan go south, on purpose or not.

[McCoy nods absently, mood going from grumpy to grumpy with a side of regret.]

She is. Smart as a whip--can't imagine where she got that brain of hers. I hear from her every now and then. Somehow she's forgiven me for being the worst father in the galaxy.

[He glares at his bourbon.]

You've got kids younger than Jo on that ship of yours... kids you might end up stitching back together. I don't know why they station 'em on a ship when they're so young.
countrydoctor: (Jim...)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
He has a way of doing that, thank God.

[He just shrugs and shakes his head, working up to a good brood--figures that other-him won't mind.]

You prove yourselves and you all get the honor of going right back up into that vacuum? Some honor. I'd like to see the politicians shuttled into space, see how they like it.
countrydoctor: (Hey now)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-31 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[A scoff--symbols--and then surprise.]

Wait a minute there. George Kirk is dead? And I know for a fact that I didn't get into Centaurian slugs--outside of med school, anyway--until I was a helluva lot older than you.

[That's an exaggeration, but this him looks so damn young.]
countrydoctor: (Hmph)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-31 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Pike too? McCoy can't even wrap his head around how different this other McCoy's timeline is; he makes the mirror universe sound downright familiar by comparison. Momentarily lost for an answer, he consults his bourbon.]

This is like looking into a mirror and talking to a stranger.
countrydoctor: (You don't say)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-01-31 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still digesting that information about the senior Kirk and Chris Pike, listening more intently to this other him than he was at the beginning of their conversation, not shrugging off the things he says that are flat-out contrary to what McCoy thinks he knows.]

Now I know I'm a doctor and not a temporal physicist and I figure the same's true for you, but how'd those Romulans change reality like that? Everyone being sent up into space so soon, everything playing out differently...

[That encourages a not wholly un-Vulcan-like raise of an eyebrow.]

My Spock? How'd he get mixed up in this?
countrydoctor: (Worried: Has the worst patients)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-02-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll be...

How far in the future are you talking? Last I checked, Romulus wasn't in any danger and I've never even heard of this red matter.
countrydoctor: (O rly)

[personal profile] countrydoctor 2012-02-01 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll be after my time.

[He shakes his head.] Trust the Vulcans to toy with something that creates black holes.