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[mintjulep]

Where the hell did all these people come from?

For god's sake, no one get hurt.

((ooc: Open to fourth wall! Everyone welcome~))

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[mintjulep]

Believe me, I wish I had better answers.

[ Urgh. ] No. That'll kill you, you know.

[threadsdetonators]

What the hell are you talking about? Jerry's the only thing workin' at getting me killed these days.

[mintjulep]

Cigarettes. [ d u h ]

[threadsdetonators]

Don't you think if these things were deadly, everyone would have stopped smokin' em?

[mintjulep]

People have, where I come from.

[threadsdetonators]

What kind of messed up place doesn't let you smoke?

[mintjulep]

They let you, but most people don't.

Earth. 2258.

[threadsdetonators]

I think you've seen a few two many b-movies, bucko.

[mintjulep]

Wish I had.

[threadsdetonators]

So we got hover cars in the future? 'cause people keeping telling me that after the war, we're getting hovercars.

[mintjulep]

Which war is that?

Yeah, there are hovercars. Shuttles and starships, too.

[threadsdetonators]

World War two, dumbass.

[mintjulep]

That was three hundred years ago.

[threadsdetonators]

Oh yeah? Then let me fast-forward to that bit.

[She finally manages to find her pack of matches and lights up, breathing in with a content sigh.]

[mintjulep]

You might not want to.

[ Planets blowing up, etc. DISAPPROVING STARE at her cigarette. ]

[threadsdetonators]

You got a name, buddy?

[mintjulep]

Doctor Leonard McCoy.

[threadsdetonators]

You're a doctor? Say, do they let women into medical school yet in 22-whatever?

[mintjulep]

Yeah, of course they do.

[threadsdetonators]

'bout damn time.

[mintjulep]

You want to be a doctor?

[threadsdetonators]

Naw, I can't stand classrooms. Know plenty of girls who would who're stuck in a factory building bombs all day instead.

[mintjulep]

I can see why.

[threadsdetonators]

What's that supposed to mean?

[mintjulep]

If someone were tellin' me I couldn't do what I wanted because of something like what I've got between my legs, I'd be pissed the hell off.