☤ 005

[mintjulep]

Where the hell did all these people come from?

For god's sake, no one get hurt.

((ooc: Open to fourth wall! Everyone welcome~))

Comments

[mintjulep]

Are your legs banged up at all, or were the tights the only casualty?

[ On the bright side, Kitten is far from the strangest person he's ever met. ]

[mitzigaynor]

The only casualty? Christian Dior tights are not a casualty, they are a tragedy.

[mintjulep]

[ ... r i g h t ]

A tragedy that can be replaced more easily than your legs.

[mitzigaynor]

[She gives a dramatic sigh, soaking up her moment of self-pity with as much grandeur as possible, thank you very much.]

You just don't know what it's like for a new girl in town. So many first impressions to make.

[mintjulep]

[ He'll go ahead and let her do that without even checking the time. ]

Maybe you'll find a nice gentleman who'll buy you a new pair.

[mitzigaynor]

Gentlemen are in short supply, I'm afraid.

[mintjulep]

Usually. A lot of people around here can be surprisingly helpful, though.

[mitzigaynor]

Anyone will be helpful for a price.

[The voice of bitter experience. How ugly.]

[mintjulep]

If you're hurt, I'll help you for free.

[mitzigaynor]

[She gives him an amused look.]

Would you really?

[Stop flirting, Kitten.]

[mintjulep]

I would.

[ He can't even tell that's what's happening yet. ]