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[punchedhitler]

[There's the sound of a motorcycle engine revving, and then it dies, quick]

Wait-

[There's another pause and the sound of someone else making a slight questioning noise]

Clint? What's going on?

Hang on, let me check my crystal ball.

[ It's deadpan, and there's the sound of him checking the contents of the bag he's still holding onto with his one treasured possession inside. ]

I'd say Fury was serious about the whole sending us off if we refused to clean up thing, but he likes you, you're his favourite, so I'm having a hard time believing that.

[ There's another pause. ]

Sorry, Steve, I got nothing on this. Well, unless you're good with blaming Stark.

we're not blaming Mr. Stark. There's something familiar about this.


[ooc: STEVE IS BACK and meet Clint Barton, City (he's speaking in purple!). Steve doesn't remember everything but it'll come back pretty quick. Expect threadjacks!]

Comments

[boutant]

Steve?

Tony doesn't have anything to do with this.

[punchedhitler]

[Oh, sup, someone's on this channel-]

Hello?

[boutant]

[ That someone is going to use video, too. Maybe it'll jar his memory. ]

Steve? You're back in the City.

[waitedforyears]

Steve? [ Oh. Oh, thank fuck. ] Good to have you back.

[punchedhitler]

[A moment]

Sorry, I didn't know this was on.

[godofabs]

Steve Rogers, you return.

[punchedhitler]

Thor!

I thought you had gone back to Asgard.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ This is the worst week of his life, and to top it all off, Crepe chews her way out of her lead and runs off to be fucking killed by some asshole on a motorcycle.

Which is why a dog comes barreling round the corner, followed by Bucky yelling. ] Crepe, sweetheart, n-.

[ Oh god, oh thank god. ] Shit.

[punchedhitler]

[Oh, a dog is barreling towards him.

That's new but he can't help but get down so that she can lick his face]

Hey, who do you belong to?

[He hasn't seen Bucky, yet.]

[ironmanic]

You're damn right you're not blaming me for this.

[Since when does Steve call him Mr. Stark? And who is this guy?]

[punchedhitler]

You're here too.

I thought you and Bruce were going to R&D.

[primrosella]

...Captain Rogers?

[Where does she even begin with this right now.]

Er. You've...brought a friend with you, then?

[punchedhitler]

....Rosella!

[nebenstimme]

...is that your bike? Do you give rides to pretty girls and stuff?

[punchedhitler]

Yes it's mine, and no, not usually.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Welcome back.

video;

[punchedhitler]

Thank you. You're...Russian. Right?

[ Video || Private ]

[latenightfondue]

[ Howard makes a face at the new guy, but otherwise passes no comment. ]

Cap, thank god. Don't get me wrong, I like the guy, but I can't deal with Bucky another day the way he's been without you around the place.

[ Video || Private ]

[punchedhitler]

[A bit later, when privacy is actually possible]

Howard!

[Oh thank god]

What happened?

[anunluckypenny]

Steve! You came back!

[punchedhitler]

Penny.

I remember you.

[orangetoughguy]

Hello?

[punchedhitler]

Hello?

[He's resisting the urge to tap tap tap the audio]

I'm coming through clear, right?

[officer_garrus]

Welcome back, Steve. Who's your friend?

[punchedhitler]

Garrus!

Oh, that's Clint.