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[godlyendowment]

[Hercules is in the water, the shot clearly showing he is at least naked to the waist - the water obscures anything below. He gives a thumbs-up to the Network at large.]

I approve.

[And yes, he mainly did this to show off his abs to the Network.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

There's food?

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[godlyendowment]

[Hercules points down at the water, in the general direction of his crotch.]

This sausage.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... I like where you're going with this.

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[godlyendowment]

Wait, what?

[Hercules is not entirely sure what has just transpired.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh, nothing~

So, "sausage festival" aside, may I join you?

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[godlyendowment]

You may, if you like. It is enjoyable either way, if you choose to go it alone.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I imagine.

I'm Raikov, by the way.

[He'll be creeping on you in person too, Herc. I'm sorry.]

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[godlyendowment]

Hercules. Where are you from, Mister Raikov? The name sounds German.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

The Soviet Union.

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[godlyendowment]

Oh, wrong kind of 'kov'.

[Herc laughs again, he's usually in the mood to think himself hilarious.]

You're from the past, then?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov just raises a brow at that]

Yes. I'm from the 60's.

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[godlyendowment]

Spoiler alert. You lose.

[Herc laughs again. Seriously, he thinks he's really funny.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

What?

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[godlyendowment]

Oh, nothing, nothing. You've got plenty of time, actually.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[... Raikov has a bad feeling so he doesn't push the subject further]

What about you? Where are you from?

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[godlyendowment]

Greece, originally. But more recently I've been road tripping across North America with my young friend Amadeus.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... So... you're the real Hercules?

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[godlyendowment]

The original and best.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

O-oh. My... Well, it's an honor to meet you, Mr. Hercules.

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[godlyendowment]

And you've not even met me in person, yet!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Then I better hurry on over there.