⇁ 006. (devil wears prada curse)

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WANTED: One (1) personal assistant for a soon to be available position

❖ Must be willing to work to the best of your capability and not complain about it;
❖ In the event that complaints are necessary, must have the intelligence not to make them on a public forum;
❖ Previous experience not necessary but appreciated;
❖ Enthusiasm also not necessary but appreciated far more than the former.

Serious inquiries only; please attach resumés, CV's, etc to this post. TIA

Comments

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Who said anything about firing anybody?

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It was implied.

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In that case, only time can tell.

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You'd have two personal assistants?

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If that's what's necessary, I might.

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And if it isn't?

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Then I guess I'll just have to cut one loose.

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So you'll be firing someone.

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I might be.

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So my point stands.

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Do you want a prize?

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I like being right.

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Good for you. I'll have a trophy sent out with the next post.

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Careful, that might make you likable.

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You're right. I'll have to thank you properly for looking out for my reputation.

ATTACHED: prize.jpg

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You can do better than that.

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For you, why should I?

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Work to the best of your capability.

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This isn't exactly what I would call "work."

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Hasn't anyone told you about the importance of networking?

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Hasn't anyone told me?
Sweetie, I invented it.

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You're doing a terrible job.
And don't call me that.

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This level of elbow-rubbing isn't exactly what I'd consider important networking.

Would you rather be called something else?

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You don't even know who I am.

Something a little less condescending, yes.

[pinwheeled]

Exactly my point.

Such as . . . ?