⇁ 006. (devil wears prada curse)

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WANTED: One (1) personal assistant for a soon to be available position

❖ Must be willing to work to the best of your capability and not complain about it;
❖ In the event that complaints are necessary, must have the intelligence not to make them on a public forum;
❖ Previous experience not necessary but appreciated;
❖ Enthusiasm also not necessary but appreciated far more than the former.

Serious inquiries only; please attach resumés, CV's, etc to this post. TIA

Comments

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[ Oh God what is this weekend even. ]

Do you like them good looking, too?

[pinwheeled]

I'd rather avoid impropriety if at all possible.

[boutant]

[ Welp. ]

You're going to fire him, then?

[signatures]

So plain, but not a troll.

[pinwheeled]

Did I say anything to that effect?

[pinwheeled]

Who said anything about firing anybody?

[signatures]

One can decipher well enough.

[boutant]

It was implied.

[pinwheeled]

One can also read a little too much into things.

[pinwheeled]

In that case, only time can tell.

[boutant]

You'd have two personal assistants?

[pinwheeled]

If that's what's necessary, I might.

anon;

[dropkick]

[ (TROLL) -- just kidding, for the moment at least. ]

how soon and how available?

[boutant]

And if it isn't?

anon;

[pinwheeled]

Both depend on a number of factors but the odds are leaning towards ASAP.

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Then I guess I'll just have to cut one loose.

[boutant]

So you'll be firing someone.

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I might be.

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So my point stands.

anon;

[dropkick]

and your problems with your current PA ...nothing to do with how well he actually does his work?

[pinwheeled]

Do you want a prize?

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I like being right.

anon;

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How well he does his work is an expectation. Not a point in his favor.

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Good for you. I'll have a trophy sent out with the next post.

[boutant]

Careful, that might make you likable.