14TH FLIGHT ➥ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO/AUDIO.

[crowing]

Auuuuugh—!

( that's the first word that the device manages to record as it clicks to life from a very clumsy swipe of ikki's hand. it's obviously resting on the counter, camera pointed directly onto ikki. . . and what he was doing.

actually. what the fuck was he doing? because it really looks like ikki is in an apron, and a pastel pink one at that, with his hair tied back with a dark skull-print bandanna. one might think why he even bothered, his hair was still a mess and it did nothing to help revive his manliness from that horrible pink cloth nightmare he's got on over his clothes. he's about wrist deep in dishes until— )

Wha-What the fuck. Is that— ( he sighs, very hard and very forced. )

How do I keep finding these things? What does she even do with them. . .?

( there's a moment's pause before ikki fishes out a very lovely pair of lacy underwear from the sink. he spends a moment staring at them, before stepping away and towards the device to place it into one of the little piles he had started on the kitchen counter.

then he notices. the device is on. )

Whoa—!! Holy shit, when did this damn thing turn on?!

( the last thing the feed catches is a good shot of ikki's hand before turning it off. )

((ooc: ikki traded away his memories for the time being! ))

Comments

[crowing]

That thing's a fucking wreck, asshole!

( HE HAS EYES. HE LOST HIS MEMORY, NOT HIS SENSE OF SIGHT.



but there's a pause.

. . .

a long pause. )

Sometimes she wears costumes too.

1/5

[errandry]

You sure you even know what a good hat looks like?

[errandry]

( wait. )

[errandry]

( waiiiiiit a second, he needs to process that mental image. )

[errandry]

... s'long as she wears something, I guess...

[errandry]

... hold on, how many's she got for you?

[crowing]

You really wanna know the answer to that?

[errandry]

Wh—

( .......... )

I meant for you to wear but now I really don't wanna know any of it.

[crowing]

Sometimes when a man and a woman have mutual interest in one another—

( crude hand gestures. )

[errandry]

Sheeee makes him clean up around the place?

[nebenstimme]

Pst. Psssssssssssst. Hey, do you want pictures or something? We can work out a good deal. I bet you never thought garters could look so smooth on anyone before.

[crowing]

( he crosses his arms over one another to make a nice "X". )

Bzzzt! Try again.