14TH FLIGHT ➥ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO/AUDIO.

[crowing]

Auuuuugh—!

( that's the first word that the device manages to record as it clicks to life from a very clumsy swipe of ikki's hand. it's obviously resting on the counter, camera pointed directly onto ikki. . . and what he was doing.

actually. what the fuck was he doing? because it really looks like ikki is in an apron, and a pastel pink one at that, with his hair tied back with a dark skull-print bandanna. one might think why he even bothered, his hair was still a mess and it did nothing to help revive his manliness from that horrible pink cloth nightmare he's got on over his clothes. he's about wrist deep in dishes until— )

Wha-What the fuck. Is that— ( he sighs, very hard and very forced. )

How do I keep finding these things? What does she even do with them. . .?

( there's a moment's pause before ikki fishes out a very lovely pair of lacy underwear from the sink. he spends a moment staring at them, before stepping away and towards the device to place it into one of the little piles he had started on the kitchen counter.

then he notices. the device is on. )

Whoa—!! Holy shit, when did this damn thing turn on?!

( the last thing the feed catches is a good shot of ikki's hand before turning it off. )

((ooc: ikki traded away his memories for the time being! ))

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[sixwinged]

[ Excuse Agito. ]

[ While he just. Never stops laughing. ]

[ action-man, the greatest hero of them all! ]

[nebenstimme]

[ ...oh, Ikki.

Ever so blissfully unaware of incoming lacy projectiles.

( That night gown is happiest to do its duty. )

Meanwhile, Simca'll be staring from her very comfortable seat on the couch. ]

Say, are those the blushing face and meek subservience of a new wife? What if I send you back, hmmm? What'll that Noyamono Rika say with that kind of shame on her household?

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[nebenstimme]

Hey, be good to my bride, okay? He's doing his hardest to bring honour to his family.

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[crowing]

Oooooooiii!!

Shut your fat mouth!

[ action-woman, the greatest heroine of them all! ]

[crowing]

( dsggdfh. this is hardly fair! hardly fair at all! simca, you're a menace! a menace. the night gown lands very cleanly on top of his head, resting there perfectly. )

Simca—!

( it's a really weak protest, but it is definitely a protest nonetheless! he jerks the nightgown off his hair and slams it down onto the counter, obviously frustrated. )

I don't even know who that iiiiiiiis! What the hell kind of threats are these?!

( pause. )

Oi! Who are you calling meek?!

[ action-children, the new comicbook generation! ]

[nebenstimme]

[ ...huh, guess that wasn't his colour after all!

That was one of her best pieces, too.

She sprawls, supervising. ]

It's fair, right? If I bring all the money to keep you at home -

[ ...um. ]

- you have to gratefully attend to all my needs, you know? Where's my bath? Have you washed my negligees? Did you ask me about the hardships of my day?

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[sixwinged]

Fuck! [ No, no. Still laughing. It's never ending, this laughing. ]

Just do-- [ Cannot even speak. ]

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[sixwinged]

Go back to your dishes, crow.

[ while he works to catch his breath. ]

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[nebenstimme]

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuh? You're still not stopping? Shall I defend my bride's good name? Let's take it to the back!

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[worldofourown]

Ay, pardna. I ain't seen you in a minute. Where ya at?

[Cursed to talk Gangsta. Do not be alarmed.]

Private; lmsofdh karl.

[crowing]

Oooooi!

The hell's with that kind of talk?

What are you dude, some kind of cowboy?

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[crowing]

How about break 'em over your fucking skull?!

( the apron really does take away a lot of the scare factor for him. )

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[crowing]

Hey, hey! Siiimmcaa!

Cut that shit out! You can't just start calling a guy your bride!

Private; It's horrible! xD

[worldofourown]

Don' be stuttin', brah. Dis hood gettin' all up in mah biznatch, ya feel me?

...

Excuse me. I'm cursed, is all. Why are doing dishes, Ikki? Surely you have people to do that for you?

[ action-pets, the new tv series coming this fall! ] 1/2

[crowing]

( there's a considerable pause as he rounds the corner to approach where simca was lounging on the couch. she looks far too cozy! while he was doing all the work over here!

he drops down onto the empty space on the couch, staring over at her. )

Exccuuuuuse me, my princess, but the worst thing that happened to you today was that I over-sweetened your tea earlier.

[crowing]

( then he lifts his arms, hands folding out toward the air. )

But if you wanted to take a bath together, all you had to do was ask. I'll dutifully run the water for you and wash your back~

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[nebenstimme]

Why not? You showed up with just the clothes on your back before me, begging to be taken in, right? How can you be the groom, when you're this lacklustre?

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[nebenstimme]

...or is it that you don't want to be my bride? Ikki... Ikki, can it be? Were you the sullied goods of a teenage romance with one of your team mates, with whom you now can't bear to part? Was it that blonde underlingof yours? It's always the steamy blondes.

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[crowing]

It's all part of my charm! My charm!

The dashing young hero who climbs up the totem pole from street rat to prince of the most powerful nation on the planet—! Legions under his command! Girls fall at his feet!

But he's only got an eye for one! Just one! His sweet sweet—

[ action-rade, a vitamin-filled sports drink for the inner athlete in you! ]

[nebenstimme]

[ And during his theatrics (which are so much less exciting than hers, thank you), she rooooooooolls closer, all soft flesh and sleepy eyes and no bones.

Good bride, keeping the household, so the husband can engage the hard and arduous task of the #941201345th nap. ]

No bathing with bad slaves. That tea really was overly sweet, you know. Don't laugh. It'll all go to my hips, every last grain of that sugar. What would you care? You're all muscle and bone.

[ And cue a lazy swat in the general direction of his nearest leg. Mustn't move much. ]

Hey, is your memory back yet? Do I have to hit you harder? Or more often?

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[crowing]

—girl. . .

You could be that girl, Simca! The princess of the great prince and soon-to-be-king! A queen!

. . .

Urrrrrgh? Team-mates? Blonde team-mates? What are you talking about?

[godofabs]

(What even is going on Ikki.)

[crowing]

( things you don't wanna know about.


he stares back into the screen at thor. )


Stop, stop looking! You don't see anything!

1/3 WOW SHUT UP THAT TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN

[crowing]

( oh, okay. . . so this was another one of those people who knew him.

well, he guessed it was him. close enough or something. they certainly recognised him. )

[crowing]

Man, that kind of lingo is like. . . out of this fucking world.