poly_chromatic | 68- A bit clock-y, isn't he?

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I am unsure what manner of curse this is, aside from an apparent invasion of furry, powerful, toothed, and scaled creatures. I have managed to fight my way through a crowd of alligators, though. And I must say that I feel no more like that Steve Irwin fellow than I did yesterday. [He laughs at his own joke a little bit. Because that was supposed to be funny.] I would, of course, be more than happy to rescue anyone in need of it.

But now I feel that I must go back to my old problem of needing clock reparations. I can't seem to keep them going right recently. I can't imagine why, but perhaps this is what the City does to clocks after a time, hah! as a way of messing with the minds of its citizens on curses. If you can't tell when midnight is, you can't tell when they start and stop. So, I am planning on putting a stop to it.

[He bends down to stop the recording, but as he does, the wall behind him reveals

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[OoC: Link to the Australian spiders again.]

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[He was purposely ignoring it, Hammer.]

Have you tried buying a new one?

[He'd say 'fuck you', but that would be too close an invitation for comfort.]

Yes. Last month. Which makes the new problems with it all that more frustrating, and so obviously part of some higher plan the deities have.

You must have bad luck then.

It is a ploy!

Everyone's out to get you, Hammer!

[LINEFACING.]

Not everyone. Just the deities. [And. Some other people, who are not the deities. Quite a few other people.]

Have they done other stuff before - aside from the curses?

Not that I've noticed, but I'm sure that it's never too late for them to start up something more sinister than before!

Or you could just buy poorly made clocks.

[See, this is why he doesn't like you. Well, this and all the crotch-grabbing. Why can't you support him a little bit more!

You know, aside from the crotch-grabbing support.]

Believe what you wish.