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[The video is a little shaky when it turns on, and there's the sound of scrambling. It is made evident why, when the feed shows Demyx standing on the edge of the fountain, having been cornered there by what appears to be . . . some sort of blue-headed bird and a yellow dog? Well, they do seem to be staring at him pretty intently.]

Oh man, oh man, not again! Come on, I haven't been on a mission in months! What do you guys want?

[Siiiiigh, mumble.] I know what you're thinking, but I'm not getting killed by you two again. [Then, at a much more normal tone.]

Hey, so, uh. I don't normally ask for help like this, but I'm kind of stuck? I don't wanna use my water or my sitar, because, well, it didn't really work out so well last time. S'how I got here. [The dog suddenly starts growling will ill intent, and barking.]

Aw, geez! Hey, Sora, take care of the bird and the dog! You get along with them right? [The blue head lowers, menacingly, and it snaps its beak at Demyx a few times.] Help!

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[OoC: Yeah. Demyx got killed by Sora, Goofy, and Donald, so, I figured this was appropriate. Or inappropriate. Either way, it amuses me! ~~The Dingo ate his baby.~~ Feel free to make fun of him, run into him, make it worse, etc etc. Also, the native Australian spiders.]

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[Out and about is Volgin once again, maybe too hot in his current attire (he isn't right in the head in multiple spheres). He also has his hands bandaged up in ointment-dampened wraps from another incident. Dangerous exotic animals were different from rash-fairies denying entry, so here he was on a curious whim.

So, there is some help, perhaps, Demyx, if in the form of a seven-foot Russian casually bearing witness for the moment, between the scene and what had taken some time for him to recognize as a camera.

Not a word yet, just proximity.]

[Volgin, you are all sorts of unhelpful. It takes Demyx a long while to notice him in the first place, and when he does, he sort of waves his arm high up in the air. As though he thinks that he's hard to spot, in such a scenario.]

Uh, hey?

[Oh. This guy is finally talking to him.

Volgin gives him a look, still quite unaffected by his, er, problem.]

So you aren't... filming a movie?

What? No! There's not even a tv here. [He may or may not be confusing 'filming' with 'watching'. Or, he definitely is.]

Could you help me out a little?

[The giant Communist is confused. But he is also starting to gather that these animals in question are not the trained kind.

He gives them a look. Not many things bother him, but not many things can take several million volts through the system either.]

It's about those things right there. [A gesture to the dangerous critters in question.] Isn't it?

[Oh, yeah, look at those crazy scars. Kind of remind him of Xigbar, though.]

Yeah! [Gosh, why does no one understand his problems?] They're watching me. They know.

[Volgin curiously approaches them, wondering if they'll turn their attentions on him. Maybe, maybe not.

Indeed, his scars are crazy. The giant cheek one doesn't seem to bother him much, or hinder expression or speech. Nevermind the thick Russian accent of his that you could likely cut through with a knife.]

They know? [He tilts his head, several feet away now from the dingo.] What did you do to them?

[The animals seem to now be taking turns; one watches Demyx while one watches Volgin. Then they switch it up.

The scars don't bother the animals any, though, nor do they bother Demyx. But oh, the accent is kind of tough. He has to pay attention to really understand him.]

I didn't do anything to them! They're the ones that did something to me! Well, okay, maybe not them specifically, but I think they, like, got some memories from the bird and the dog that did kill me.

[Volgin notices, if finding this... trade-off between two very unlike animals intriguing enough. It has him cocking a brow. To both the scene and what this odd fellow is saying.]

I can see a dog killing a man.

[Volgin skims a glance about for something to swing at the creatures. Sure he's a big guy and pretty confident in his own abilities in the physical sphere of things, but emus, even blue cresty looking-ones, were not threats to be taken lightly. Especially ones in odd cahoots with dogs.]

It must have been a big bird. Or a very well trained bird.

[They're training everything these days.

With that thought in mind, Volgin spies absolutely nothing of immediate use. Hoping for the element of surprise, he snaps his foot out to slam into the "emu's" underside.]

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Well, he said that he was a mage, so, I guess you have to train for that.

[Demyx is now watching Volgin who is watching the animals, who are watching Demyx. Birdception.

Demyx steps back as the Cassowary flaps about indignantly. How dare you!! It's coming back to kick at Volgin. Hope that he's prepared for some talons!]

[Volgin is happy to break this said birdception with...

... He isn't too keen on showing his anomaly, but he can at least cook the damn thing when it likely starts relenting on him with its feet. Under all those feathers was very likely good eatin'. Volgin wasn't terribly picky when it came to interesting edibles. Couldn't say no to that.

Insulation clad, the damn thing can keep pelting him with that nasty claw without consequence (and although he can take it, he was going to be out of a suit at this rate). Smacked enough and for once actually getting somewhat sore, Volgin grows irate and blasts an concentrated electrical stream at the bird.]

[Oh. Oh. That doesn't exactly shock him ,although it does do quite a number on the bird, and the dingo starts backing away. It does make him think immediately of Larxene, cancelling out the previous Xigbar idea, and any impression he'd gotten of Volgin is now superimposed with her. Great. Well, he supposed he could take being told he was weak or whatever. So long as he wasn't being told he was dead again.]

I think it worked.

[Volgin brushes himself off, satisfied, or as much he could be with dispatching an irritant. People were always more interesting to do away with, but this would do.

If the cassowary didn't survive and strode away, it would have been given a kick.

Hn.

He crackles a deadly arc of lightning in the dog's direction, just to make sure, before turning back to Demyx, a little worse for wear if by appearance alone but hardly bothered.]

You might want to look into arming yourself if this is going to be a frequent problem.

What the fuck even is that bird-thing?

I don't know! But I don't like it.

I think it's after me! [More beak clicking can be heard.]

Try throwing a blanket over it. Do you own a baseball bat?

[Curt, you are one of the few people ever to get an are you stupid? look from Demyx. Congrats.]

I'm on the fountain. And, I have my sitar, but like I was saying, I don't want a repeat of last time.

I don't react well to emergencies, okay? Just stay by other people, that way you don't have to outrun the dog, just the slowest one.

Huh? The slowest one what?

And oh, come on! Everyone else is running away!

You were killed by that bird and that dog?

Well, not specifically them. But I was killed by a bird and a dog. And the kid.

The kid?

[What a strange person.]

Yeah. You know. Sora. [Look, this is his second time ever using his name, okay? It's a Big Step.]

Wait . . . Penny, right?

I don't actually know him.

Yep, that's me! [awkward pause] Did I know you before? Because this kind of thing happens a lot. I'm so sorry I don't remember you.

[Like that ever stopped him from namedropping before.]

Oh, yeah. You taught me how to cook! [Sorta.] I guess- you don't remember the last time you were here, huh?

I did? Did I do an okay job?

Nope, I don't remember a thing. It's really weird, meeting people I don't know who know me--but not in a bad way, you know? I'm gonna have to ask you what your name is.

Yeah! I cook all sorts of tv dinners now.

Aw man, that's too bad. But, yeah, I guess? I dunno, it's never happened to me before. Probably pretty weird, though, yeah. And oh, I'm Demyx.

Then yay, success!

Demyx... that's a neat name. It's really nice to meet you again, and if you need help with the bird and the dog and the kid, I'd do what I can.

Yeah, definitely!

It is? Well, I mean. I like it.

Uh, I think the kid's actually coming to help. But. I mean, if you want to come down and try to make sure they don't turn on me again, you could do that?

I'm sorry, but you completely lost me.

He's here. In the City. But he's coming to the fountain to, work with these two, I guess.

But it's kind of too much like last time? You know, all of them working together, me fighting against them. Didn't really work out for me back home; that's how I died. And I don't really wanna die again. If that's even possible.

Wait, they killed you? [A bird... and a dog... and a kid...]

Yeah, that's what I've been saying.

Yeah, but...

[But of all of the weird things that happen in the City, seriously. What.]

...Have you tried scaring them off? The bird and the dog, I mean, not the kid. They don't look that dangerous.

But? [This is hardly weird. He doesn't get it.]

Well, like I said, he's coming over to- well, he said to help, but. I'm kind of- I mean, he's been okay recently, but I just. Don't want the same thing as last time to happen.

Okay, how about I kind of lurk around and make sure no one dies...?

Yeah? That sounds awesome. Not dying again is really awesome.

[A slightly lopsided grin.] I owe you, man.

Totally.

You really, really don't owe me anything. I'm all for people not dying. I'll be there as soon as possible, okay?

Alright. Cool.

Try not to die while I'm walking?

[She's getting there.]

What? I don't.....

[ he squints at the video, the resemblance is kind of...and yet....he sprints off and out the door anyway, headed to the fountain, ]

Just...maybe try running around the fountain? I'm on my way!

I have been! They're not-

[Oh. He's actually coming by. He just realized how. Stupid that sounds, 3 against 1 again . . . . . . .]

Oh. Uh. Yeah. Alright.

[ Sora arrives and rather than standing with the obviously referenced but not original animals, he pauses closer to Demyx instead, though still a fair yard or so away. He's just a tad out of breath, glancing between them. The animals don't look so bad and part of Sora just wants to flail his arms at them and say SHOO but that really probably won't work. He frowns, looks at Demyx again. ]

What else have you tried? I mean...they're not actually... you know... [ Donald and Goofy....but maybe that's not supposed to be the point. Sora squints, unsure. ]

I haven't tried anything! It'll just wind up like last time. [Beak-clicking.]

And yeah, I know. But, they're really similar. All that's really missing is . . . [You.]

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