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[duplicities]

[ the camera slowly pans around an apartment to reveal every single surface covered in tribbles. every. single. surface. couch, kitchen counter, windowsill, television, everything.

there's a minute of silence, and then natasha's voice comes from behind the camera, utterly deadpan. ]

I don't suppose anyone has the number of a good exterminator.

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[punchedhitler]

[He's got three tribbles clustered on top of his head]

I could come in and help sweep them out.

video;

[duplicities]

That would take you hours, I imagine. In the time it took me to pitch several of them out the window they'd just spawned more.

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[punchedhitler]

I'm a soldier with nothing but time.

[duplicities]

I'd hate to monopolize it. I'm sure others require saving.

[punchedhitler]

Are you sure?

[duplicities]

I'll manage. If worst comes to worst I can always set Thor on them.