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[duplicities]

[ the camera slowly pans around an apartment to reveal every single surface covered in tribbles. every. single. surface. couch, kitchen counter, windowsill, television, everything.

there's a minute of silence, and then natasha's voice comes from behind the camera, utterly deadpan. ]

I don't suppose anyone has the number of a good exterminator.

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[signatures]

This boy just put up an advertisement.

[duplicities]

Helpful today, aren't you Mr. Eames?

[signatures]

As always, Miss Natasha, I am here to serve.

[duplicities]

Always? I hadn't realized that.

[signatures]

Sometimes. All right, rarely, but I figure the case of these furry creatures is a good exception.

[duplicities]

A mutual enemy, as it were.

[signatures]

Right on the pinhead, Miss Natasha.

[duplicities]

I have a particular skill with that.

[signatures]

Why, are you a construction worker?

video;

[punchedhitler]

[He's got three tribbles clustered on top of his head]

I could come in and help sweep them out.

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[duplicities]

That would take you hours, I imagine. In the time it took me to pitch several of them out the window they'd just spawned more.

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[punchedhitler]

I'm a soldier with nothing but time.

[duplicities]

I'd hate to monopolize it. I'm sure others require saving.

[punchedhitler]

Are you sure?

[duplicities]

I'll manage. If worst comes to worst I can always set Thor on them.

[orangetoughguy]

Mr. Smith and Wesson.

[duplicities]

And you think that's most effective? It seems to invite a lot of collateral damage.

[orangetoughguy]

If you wanted to get rid of them without having to hear them cry you should've said so.

[duplicities]

I'm not concerned about them. I am concerned about the state of my apartment.

[orangetoughguy]

After having your bathtub wrecked I thought you could live through anything.

[duplicities]

You have a point. Bullet holes might be easier to be concealed.

[ Video ]

[latenightfondue]

Y'don't wanna go killing 'em, they're kinda cute when you get used to the things.

[ Video ]

[duplicities]

We'll see how adorable you find them when they've eaten you out of house and home.

[ Video ]

[latenightfondue]

It ain't like I'm ever there much, anyway, so it'd probably take me a while to notice.

[ But... ]

Damn, hope they've not found their way into City Solutions.

[ Video ]

[duplicities]

It's only a matter of time.

[ Video ]

[latenightfondue]

Anyone know what these things eat? If they get into the wiring, it ain't gonna be pretty.