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[morphic]

I can't help but think about the date - in exactly one week will be the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. With everyone talking about curses... Well, I believe the Titanic sunk because it was cursed.

[She says this with a completely straight face.]

There was an Egyptian mummy on board the Titanic, and everyone who was involved with this mummy died a mysterious death. And that's why the Titanic sunk.

[Really, still a straight face here - totally straight. She really believes what she's talking about as she continues her little lecture on this mummy.]

This mummy was really pretty, because her body never shriveled up - and it wasn't saponification either - she was frozen! The story says that from the time of its discovery, all the way through to when it got put on the Titanic - and even though it was carried through the desert - her body never melted! The water in her body stayed frozen!

They called this water in her body Ice-Nine!

Comments

[sealegs]

Isn't it bizarre? Magical fisting tricks! What will they think of next.

[morphic]

Well, maybe someone really will make people eat small bombs and detonate them from the inside.

[That can never happen, right? Right? .]

[sealegs]

Maybe! I don't envy them, though.

[She gives a hearty laugh. What an imagination this girl has!]

[morphic]

Neither do I. But it'd be a quick and painless way to die. Unless... they knew there was a bomb going to detonate inside them, then that'd probably be psychologically tormenting.

[Hearing their screams, knocking against the door, knowing they were going to die in a matter of seconds. Ah, it was such a lovely sound!]

[sealegs]

Not that it'd matter much. Sounds like a pretty fast way to go.

[morphic]

It does, doesn't it?