66- Not so pretty pretty princess, AKA run

[amansgottadowhat]

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[If you happen to be strolling through Xanadu, you will notice certain sounds of nature. Wind ruffling through the branches, small animals chittering and chirping, a small stream babbling by.

And, somewhere off in the distance, what sounds like a deep, male voice shouting. Not on top of his lungs, just calling out to seemingly whoever will listen.]

Help, help! Oh, goodness me. I'm oh-so trapped up here in this tower! Won't somebody rescue me from the evil, evil doctor scientist villain? [As you get closer to the voice, you can see that it's coming from up a tree. A tree that is very much not a tower. And the man- you assume- that's making all the commotion is beefy, and wearing a very froofy pink dress with this shoved onto his head. He seems very distressed.]

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[OoC: Genre swap. He's a princess, waiting for his rescuer, Amu. Who wants to be his captor(s)? ANSWER: EVERYBODY.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[... Is that... Hammer's voice? Raikov looks around for a moment, then spots ... Hammer in a dress. In a tree.

He casually strolls over, smirking to himself before he calls out to the man]

Oh, hello, Hammer.

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[amansgottadowhat]

[Congratulations, you are the evil, demented sidekick minion. Who no one respects or likes.]

You brute! What have you come to do to me now?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[Poor unsuspecting Raikov.]

Laugh at you. Why are you in that ridiculous dress?

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[amansgottadowhat]

You know that this is the only remnant of my former life that the doctor allows me! [He grabs something from a tree branch.] How dare you rub it in like that!

[Raikov's head, meet Mr. Pinecone. What's most impressive isn't his aim, but the fact that he's not even sitting near any pine trees . . . ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[What the fuck. He gets clonked on the head and looks at the pinecone. Also have a funny edited comic by our friend.]

... Where the hell did you get that?

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[amansgottadowhat]

[BEAUTIFUL.]

Get away, cretin! Go back to skulking about in the labs.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Labs? What the hell are you talking about?

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[amansgottadowhat]

Why don't you tell me! Creating up horrible ideas of world-destroying machines! How could you?!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[HOW DOES HAMMER KNOW ABOUT THE SHAGOHOD. Raikov narrows his eyes]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[vicodincrutch]

....maybe if you sing a song.

I would just like to apologize for everything forever.

[amansgottadowhat]

[Bah nah nah nah! Gregory House, you have leveled up to: main villain. Occupation: Capturing innocent Hammers. Pastime: Forcing them to sing for your enjoyment.]

The sun is so warm, the sky is so blue,
but there's nothing else I want more, than to be rescued by you.
For where is my prince, that I've been awaiting so long?
While captured by an evil doctor, forcing me into song.
But before you come to me, working in top gear,
I might as well sing, while I am still here! [Building progression of chords]
The morning is crisp, and bursting with joy,
the flowers in bloom, despite all evil ploys.
For nature goes on, no matter what happens,
so when I sing this song, it just- it just. Hmm. Oh!
it makes your fingers snappen!

Hah! Nailed it.