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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan looks a little grumpy today, although at least he's human. Which is more than can be said for yesterday.]

All right. So, whichever bastards were trying to eat me yesterday had better watch their backs. Because I am back, and I'm not letting you get away with that shit today.

[He spreads his arms in a 'just try and sink your claws into me now' sort of gesture. It's not really as impressive as he'd like to think it is.] Not so tiny now, am I? And I'll tell you now, it's hell of a lot easier to punch when you don't have wings.

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[designedtoparty]

Well, now you know. I'm very much into those who belong to the same species. I usually make it a requirement for sleeping with me.

That's his name.

[boutant]

I'll keep that in mind, I guess.

I thought his name was Simon.

[designedtoparty]

We did community service together. I think I know his name.

[boutant]

Community service for what? [ Oh no, Ariadne's curiosity -- a more fearsome beast than the cheetah. ]

Why does everyone else think it's Simon, then?

[designedtoparty]

He doesn't like to talk about it, but it involved a 12 year old girl and I think he ended up on the sex offenders register. [The only thing more fearsome is Nathan's inability to tell the truth.]

I don't know. I think it's something he's come up with.

[boutant]

[ w h a t ] What about you?

And who are you, for that matter?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, I just got caught eating some pick'n'mix.

Nathan. And you are?

[boutant]

Right. [ You are so confusing, Nathan. ]

Ariadne.

[designedtoparty]

Ariadne, huh? So, I'm guessing you're one of those aliens.

[boutant]

[ wat ] No, I'm definitely human.

[designedtoparty]

[Oh.] Your parents just hated you, then. Good to know.

[boutant]

[ Eyeroll. ] It's Greek.

[designedtoparty]

Which is exactly my point.

[boutant]

She married the god of wine and parties, you know.

[invisibilities]

It is Simon.

[boutant]

Why is he telling me you're a sex offender?

[invisibilities]

He thinks it's funny.

I'm not.

[boutant]

He's got a weird sense of humor.

[invisibilities]

Most of us think that.

[boutant]

... Did you really do community service together?

[invisibilities]

Yes. All of us did.

[boutant]

Mind if I ask what for? [ She really is just curious. It's not like she has room to judge, after all. ]

private;

[invisibilities]

I tried to burn someone's house down.

private;

[boutant]

[ Well, at least he's not a sex offender. ]

"Tried"?

private;

[invisibilities]

[ arsonist, sex offender...... ]

I changed my mind.