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[Nathan looks a little grumpy today, although at least he's human. Which is more than can be said for yesterday.]

All right. So, whichever bastards were trying to eat me yesterday had better watch their backs. Because I am back, and I'm not letting you get away with that shit today.

[He spreads his arms in a 'just try and sink your claws into me now' sort of gesture. It's not really as impressive as he'd like to think it is.] Not so tiny now, am I? And I'll tell you now, it's hell of a lot easier to punch when you don't have wings.

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You don't look anywhere near as delicious today, so I think you're safe.

[ Besides, she hurts everywhere. ]

Sorry, though.

And there I was thinking today was a huge improvement for you.

Which one were you?

I've never been a big fan of cannibalism.

The cheetah.

I wasn't talking about cannibalism.

So, who were the others? No offence to them, but I thought they looked a bit on the fat side compared to you.

Do you always flirt with people who tried to eat you?

Seth was the black panther. Simon was the snow leopard.

Only the ones I'd have sex with.

[Wait, what.] Wait. They tried to eat me? Bastards.

[ PAUSE ]

I'm hoping you mean now and not when I was a cheetah.

I don't think any of us really knew what we were doing. I didn't, at least.

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We didn't manage to eat you. Seems like you already won that round.

Still looked like you gave it a pretty good shot.

I was a cat. Sort of what they do.

Sorry anyway, mate.

Yeah, the little ones. I thought wild cats went after gazelle, or whatever.

The keep the gazelles in cages round 'ere.

So you go after me instead? How very considerate. What happened to being friends?

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...now, now, I'm sure there's no reason to limit cannibalizing you to one day.

There's every reason to limit cannibalising me to no days.

According to?

Me. [Who else matters?]

Biased party, I deny your claim. Find another to support it.

What's your point? Unless you're planning on coming over and eating me, it's pretty much irrelevant.

Provided you actually know how to correctly throw one.

What makes you so sure I don't?

You don't have the walk of an experienced fighter. Also spreading your arms isn't imposing with your build.

Yeah, well, looks can be deceptive. I've been in loads of fights. [And lost most of them.]

I imagine it would be.

Still, that beak was pretty lethal. I bet it would've come in handy.

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