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[superbeast]

[ The first thing that flashed across the video feed? A tiny, pink paw, which pressed against the screen for half a second, followed by tiny little claws, scratching over it. ]

Aah, careful, don't break that. [Akira's sitting cross-legged behind the kitten and reaches over to give his tail a light tug.]

[ That tail fluffs up automatically, a hiss coming from the kitten’s mouth before he’s turning his attention back to Akira, and-- swatting at his face. The swatting earns a laugh, but he pretty much allows it. It was much too cute. After a moment, however, Akira reaches past the kitten to pull the device a bit closer. ]

I think there are kidnappers on the loose. They take people in their sleep and leave a kitten in their place. [Don’t mind him, little kitten-- just going to try and scratch behind his ears.]

[ Hiss, hissss-- though the scratching is distracting, so soon-- Agito just starts purring. ]

... it's pretty crafty, distracting me from the fact that Agito is missing.

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[superbeast]

[What do you mean, he's acting just as he would around any ol' cat.]

[Relieved, though.]

Should I tell a bed time story? [hum, hummmm.]

[chomped]

[ Smacking Akira in the face. With a clawless paw. ]

[superbeast]

[Laughs,] I guess not, huh? Alright, we can just nap for a bit.

[chomped]

[ That's a good Akira. ]

[ Laying himself back down. ]

[superbeast]

[... do cats get cold. Should he get him a blanket?]

[No, probably not.]

[Just takes a deep breath and closes his eyes after he's made himself comfortable, then. Dream of all the mice you want to eat, little kitten.]

[chomped]

[ He's fine. ]

[ Just laying here, staring. ]

[ Waiting for Akira to fall asleep, so he can smack him around a bit. ]

[superbeast]

[It was hard when tiny kitten eyes were staring at you.]

[Opens an eye... then quickly closes it, as if he'd been caught in the act.]

[chomped]

[ SWATTING, AGAIN. ]

[ This is the "go the fuck to sleep shithead" swatting. ]

[superbeast]

[Augh okay. Trying, trying.]

[chomped]

[ Waiting, waiting. ]

[superbeast]

[It takes a while, but eventually Akira does end up sound asleep.]

[chomped]

[ Yeah, that's right. You sleep, for all of four seconds. ]

[ Before this kitten is just slapping Akira awake. Or, attempting to. ]

[superbeast]

[Wow. The rudest kitten, it is you.]

[Have a few sleepy blinks as he wakes.]

Hmm...?

[chomped]

[ Hiss, hisssss. ]

[superbeast]

... What's wrong? Can't sleep?

[chomped]

[ No, he's just being a douche. ]

[ --and swatting at Akira's nose. ]

[superbeast]

[He'd be offended if you weren't so cute.]

[Wrinkles his nose, then moves his face closer to blow air at him.]

[chomped]

[ SWATS MORE. ]

[ While backing up, slowly. ]

[superbeast]

[Laughs softly and brings his index finger up to swat at that paw right back.]

[chomped]

[ Rude. ]

[ Swatting that finger right back. ]

[superbeast]

[Bumps his finger against that kittynose. Aaahhh cutie.]

[chomped]

[ Watch. ]

[ As his back arches up, his tail fluffs up, and he-- jumps back a few steps. ]

[superbeast]

Careful, you'll fall off the bed.

[reeeeeaches out toward him.]

[chomped]

[ No he won't, because Agito's laying himself down. Right on the edge of the bed. ]

[superbeast]

... Oh, come on. I'll get cold and lonely. [Reach, reach.]