( video/action 17 )

[yourbestguysgun]

How do dames wear these things? [ The video on the post focuses on the hem of someone's mini-skirt for a moment before it jerks upwards. The bar is crowded today, and the view spans across it. The face on the other side isn't someone recognizable, New York accent coming thick and amused. ] Not that m'complainin' or anything, s'kinda fun being a lady. I'm jus' worried there's a fabric shortage I should warn people to stock up for. Make it a proper effort.

[ The sound of a bottle being placed down filters through, Bucky smiles and the feed ends. ]

[ ooc: Bucky is a lady for the day! All replies will come from damelike. ]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

I'm right here.

[Huff. Yes.]

[damelike]

[ Smiling around his beer. ] Like I'm gonna be interested in anyone else, dumbass.

[punchedhitler]

I hope not.

[damelike]

Jealousy's a new look on you.

[punchedhitler]

I don't like the feeling.

[Scowl.]

[damelike]

I do.

[ Because it means Steve wants to keep him, and that appeals to Bucky. ]

[punchedhitler]

[Steve twists his lips a little but goes to sit next to Bucky instead of standing there like an idiot]

Do you want another drink?

[damelike]

Sure.

[ When does Bucky ever say no to alcohol? ]

[punchedhitler]

[Another drink is ordered, and Steve will never realize that when Bucky's like this, they can kiss in public]

Any oddness?

[damelike]

Apart from putting a bra on, nope.

[ Howard tried to flirt with him though. Maybe he'll save that info. ]

[punchedhitler]

[God, a blush]

Bucky.

[damelike]

It was a new experience. [ He is pulling your pigtails. ]

[punchedhitler]

You're doing this on purpose.

[damelike]

This is the first fun curse in like forever, okay? 'Course m'having fun.

[punchedhitler]

Fun-

[Steve rolls his eyes a little]

You're a jerk.

[damelike]

I am a gorgeous broad, what's not fun about this?

[punchedhitler]

Never said it wasn't fun, just said you're a jerk.

[damelike]

So you think it's awesome too, huh? [ Eyebrow wriggle. ]

[punchedhitler]

I'm just glad you think it's awesome.

[damelike]

[ Saluting with his beer. ]

[punchedhitler]

[He takes a drink of his own beer, thanks]

[damelike]

You've so got a bee in your bonnet.

[punchedhitler]

Do not.

[Huff]

You're just practically out here in your underwear.

[He is hissing that last part. Steve's seen miniskirts before, of course he has, but never on Bucky]

[damelike]

And?

[ Smug, so smug. ] C'mon, it's not even as half bad as some people 'round here, okay?

[punchedhitler]

And-

[Steve takes a drink]

It makes me jealous.