( video/action 17 )

[yourbestguysgun]

How do dames wear these things? [ The video on the post focuses on the hem of someone's mini-skirt for a moment before it jerks upwards. The bar is crowded today, and the view spans across it. The face on the other side isn't someone recognizable, New York accent coming thick and amused. ] Not that m'complainin' or anything, s'kinda fun being a lady. I'm jus' worried there's a fabric shortage I should warn people to stock up for. Make it a proper effort.

[ The sound of a bottle being placed down filters through, Bucky smiles and the feed ends. ]

[ ooc: Bucky is a lady for the day! All replies will come from damelike. ]

Comments

[damelike]

This is the first fun curse in like forever, okay? 'Course m'having fun.

[punchedhitler]

Fun-

[Steve rolls his eyes a little]

You're a jerk.

[damelike]

I am a gorgeous broad, what's not fun about this?

[punchedhitler]

Never said it wasn't fun, just said you're a jerk.

[damelike]

So you think it's awesome too, huh? [ Eyebrow wriggle. ]

[punchedhitler]

I'm just glad you think it's awesome.

[damelike]

[ Saluting with his beer. ]

[punchedhitler]

[He takes a drink of his own beer, thanks]

[damelike]

You've so got a bee in your bonnet.

[punchedhitler]

Do not.

[Huff]

You're just practically out here in your underwear.

[He is hissing that last part. Steve's seen miniskirts before, of course he has, but never on Bucky]

[damelike]

And?

[ Smug, so smug. ] C'mon, it's not even as half bad as some people 'round here, okay?

[punchedhitler]

And-

[Steve takes a drink]

It makes me jealous.

[damelike]

Hey, at least y'can be jealous and it doesn't look weird, so that's good?

[punchedhitler]

[Wait.]

Can I hold your hand?

[damelike]

[ So confused. ] Uhm, sure?

[punchedhitler]

[Don't be confused, Steve's realized that he can actually hold Bucky's hand in public and not have anyone stare. And so he does]

[damelike]

[ Grinning. ]

Hey, look at that, no angry mob.

[punchedhitler]

No angry mob.

[damelike]

[ Bucky smiles. Even though this is going to be gone tomorrow, at least they had today. ]

[punchedhitler]

[Steve's hand tightens a little, his smile is kind of shy. It's cute]

[damelike]

You're gonna kill me.

[ Crinkling his nose. ] Look at you.

[punchedhitler]

What?

[damelike]

[ Muttering something that sounds like fucking adorable.

Happily. ] I guess today we get to be real sweethearts.

[punchedhitler]

[Steve beams]

Guess so.

[damelike]

Dork.