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[wayfarers]

Okay, what the fuck is this?

If anyone spiked my fucking drink I’m gonna have you killed. If I wanted to do that shit right now, I’d hire someone to make sure I didn’t end up in the middle of bullshitville.

If anyone can direct me to the nearest payphone, I’d appreciate the hell outta that.

Trust me, the sooner I leave, the easier it’ll be on you losers.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Bullshitville?

[wayfarers]

Yeah. This place looks like a bullshitville, so that's what I'm calling it.

[orangetoughguy]

Is that your hometown or somethin'?

[wayfarers]

Nah, I call mine Fuck Town.

[orangetoughguy]

I'll bite: what goes on in Fuck Town?

[wayfarers]

Ya get fucked.

Unless you're awesome like me. Then you do the fucking.

By fucking I mean fucking people over.

[orangetoughguy]

Well thank fuckin' christ you clarified huh?

[wayfarers]

You're fucking welcome.

Do you know a way out or are you gonna spout the magical forces shit at me too?

[orangetoughguy]

I don't know a way outta here but I ain't gonna spout magical forces shit either. I ain't seen it been done, that's all.