001 // Video

[wayfarers]

Okay, what the fuck is this?

If anyone spiked my fucking drink I’m gonna have you killed. If I wanted to do that shit right now, I’d hire someone to make sure I didn’t end up in the middle of bullshitville.

If anyone can direct me to the nearest payphone, I’d appreciate the hell outta that.

Trust me, the sooner I leave, the easier it’ll be on you losers.

Comments

[wayfarers]

See, that isn't really gonna work for me. I got my own city to run. And it's better than this one.

I like this thing they gave me to talk on, though. Really high tech. I think I'll keep it. But you're gonna have to clarify that last bit - cities are inanimate objects. They can't exactly reach out and grab you.

[valentineluke]

No easy exit.

This one does. Collects from countless worlds and timelines.

[wayfarers]

Wow. I changed my mind. What're you on? I'll take some.

[valentineluke]

Sorry to disappoint, I'm drug free.

(Private)

Be careful, one of the deities is out and about in the Square. Whatever you do, don't threaten him or make any deals. Steer clear if possible.

[wayfarers]

That's a shame.

[Private]

Deities? Now I'm all for a guy claiming godlike status in his own city, but I don't got no gods but me. I don't know if this guy knows who I am but he'll regret being alive if he looks at me the wrong way.

(Private)

[valentineluke]

*downloads picture of Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf*

Being newcomer, you stand out and risk getting targeted. Put some distance between yourself and him. Find a bar to duck into.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

I don't hide.

What kind of weapons is this geezer packing?

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

Don't say you weren't warned.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

Look, I get that not everyone everywhere knows who I am - but trust me. No one's ever messed with me and got away with it. Guy knocked me out the other day, I set the whole city on him. I bet his head's mounted on dad's wall by now.

This guy got anything really scary? I can call up the Plague if I can find a fucking phone.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

Find out the hard way if you wish.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

Huh. That a threat, buddy?

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

No. It means I won't physically stop you from confronting him.

(Private)

[wayfarers]

He don't seem that scary to me.