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[wayfarers]

Okay, what the fuck is this?

If anyone spiked my fucking drink I’m gonna have you killed. If I wanted to do that shit right now, I’d hire someone to make sure I didn’t end up in the middle of bullshitville.

If anyone can direct me to the nearest payphone, I’d appreciate the hell outta that.

Trust me, the sooner I leave, the easier it’ll be on you losers.

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[dignity_misery]

None of us are from here, and the answer to your question is: you don't.

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[wayfarers]

So who's the moron that took all the payphones, then? Damn, this place is poorly fucking organized.

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[dignity_misery]

[She snorts derisively.]

If there were payphones, you still couldn't make the call.

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[wayfarers]

I got money. Why couldn't I?

Oh, no, let me guess. Mystical forces of bullshit stop any phone calls from going out.

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[dignity_misery]

Yeah, that's about right.

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[wayfarers]

So, is there anyone here who's got an answer that doesn't involve shit like that?

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[dignity_misery]

No. But I've only been here about a month, maybe I'm not looking hard enough.

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[wayfarers]

A month?

Well, I'm not planning on being here for a month. I've hot business back home.

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[dignity_misery]

No one plans to be here at all.