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[errandry]

—hey, Akito, you mind holding onto him for a sec?

[ on flicks the video feed, framing one (1) seventeen-year-old police officer and one (1) sharkling:

]

All right—hey, City. If you had to rank the guy on the left on a scale from one to ten, what'd it be?

[ ooc; Akira, Akito and Kazu will all be responding, feel free to threadjack at will! video responses are assumed. all drop-ins can expect hot-or-not rankings ... and voice responses may be rated based on their sounds.

eta - annnnd Kazu's down, I'll repick in the afternoon! ]

Comments

[boobsforjustice]

[CAMERA FULL OF BOOB, KAZU.]

ESTABLISHING VOICE LINK...!!

[errandry]

That is a really weird thing to get worked up over.

COWARD

[boobsforjustice]

No it isn't.

[errandry]

You're gonna be a guy again tomorrow, what do you care how high you rate as a girl?

[boobsforjustice]

Hormones.

[errandry]

HORMONES DON'T WARP YOUR PERSONALITY.

[boobsforjustice]

Look at teenagers.

[errandry]

That's way over time, it's totally different!

[boobsforjustice]

Lies.

[errandry]

So, what, you're saying that you're like this normally?

[boobsforjustice]

What do you think, Beandick?

[errandry]

I don't think about you a lot! I guess for all I know you could be.

[boobsforjustice]

You don't think much in general.

[errandry]

...




Seven.

[boobsforjustice]

No. You're a two on a good day.

[errandry]

I wasn't talking about me!

[boobsforjustice]

Maybe a one point five.

[errandry]

I don't wanna be more than a one to you.

[boobsforjustice]

There's a strange noise in the air. Better kill it.

[And he hangs up.]

[errandry]

[ just. stares at the dead line with a little incredulity. ]

... yeah, yeah. Definitely a five.