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[forhishonor]

[ welp. it's official. elliot is shit out of money. which means.... ]

alright
where do i get a blowjob in this damn city?

[ pity his finger slipped while typing it out ]

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[errandry]

You looked at what you typed lately?

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[forhishonor]

That was a mistake! And it wasn't my fault, it was this stupid [ autocorrect curse ] phone that did it.

What, you don't make mistakes?

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[errandry]

'Course I make 'em! I'm just saying that's a pretty big mistake!

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[forhishonor]

It's one word! How was I supposed to know it was going to make that much of a difference?

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[errandry]

—you really haven't heard that word before?

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[forhishonor]

[ IGNORING ]

Do you know where I can get a job or not?

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[errandry]

A real job. Where you can make regular money. The normal way.

[ JUST CHECKING. ]

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[forhishonor]

Why would I want a fake job? Or any other type of job??

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[errandry]

IT'S BEEN KINDA HARD TO TELL WHAT YOU WANT. You tried asking around the Square?

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[forhishonor]

I thought it'd be easier to ask over this thing. Is the Square where all the jobs are?

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[errandry]

It's where a ton of the shops are, so yeah. They're pretty busy, too.